Squidbillies

Rebel Without A Claus

Early ruins Christmas.

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Season 13

EP 2 Let 'er R.I.P.

The Roadkill Rembrandt rides again.

EP 3 No Space Like Home

Early revisits the storage unit where he spent his childhood.

EP 4 Scorn on the 4th of July

Early LARPs as a military veteran to save 10% on an omelet.

EP 5 Zen and the Art of Truck-Boat-Truck Maintenance

Early achieves enlightenment, then shoves it down everyone else's throat.

EP 7 Ol' Hootie

Terror strikes from the skies! Who's next? Hoo!

EP 8 The Liceman Cometh

Early is forced to choose between his community and his hats.

Season 12

EP 2 Galvin

Granny finds love and Early loses his mind.

EP 3 Muscadine Wine

Early and Tammi start a band in a star-studded episode that got us a free cruise.

EP 8 There's Sucker Porn Every Minute

Early lets his beak flag fly.

EP 9 Events By Russell

Early interferes with Rusty's new party business and it's last call…for action!

Season 11

EP 1 Dove in an Iron Cage

Justice is served, mayo free.

EP 2 The Guzzle Bumpkin

Grab deez nutz and Guzzle up!

EP 3 Jacksonville Jackass

Sheriff discovers alcohol at the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.

EP 7 Tortuga de Mentiras

Everyone lies and all the houses burn.

EP 8 Duel of the Dimwits

Two idiots argue about stuff nobody cares about.

EP 9 The War on the War on Christmas

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!

EP 10 Dewey Two-ey

Two idiots open competing taquerias mere feet from one another.

Season 10

EP 4 The Peep

Sheriff tries stand-up comedy and kills himself.

EP 5 Vicki

Sheriff's old classmate makes the mistake of returning to town.

EP 6 Cephalo-ectomy

You can take the squid out of the boy, but it's not covered by insurance.

EP 7 Greener Pastor

Rest in Peace, Scott Hilley.

Season 9

EP 1 Hetero-Cephalo Agenda

Early takes one for the team, the wrong team, in the battle over marriage equality.

EP 2 Limbitless

Early trades his legs for walking around money.

EP 5 Bunker Down, You Hairy Dawg!

Early triggers the collapse of society so he can enjoy his expensive new doomsday bunker.

EP 7 Granny Hotfoot

Early discovers there's more than one way to beat a feeble old woman.

EP 10 Jose, can you? Si!

Early learns the value of a hard day's work done by someone else.

Season 8

EP 1 Granite Caverns

Early becomes king of a local cave.

EP 2 Ga-Ga-Ghost

Early goes on a rampage with the ghost of his dead father.

EP 3 The Inkubator Lives!

Rusty ducks his responsibilities as a deadbeat dad to become an amateur crime-fighter.

EP 4 Drone to the Bone

America declares war on Early's new neighborhood.

EP 5 A Jailhouse Divided

Deputy Sheriff Denny runs for Sheriff against Sheriff Sheriff.

EP 6 Stop. Jammertime!

A new judge takes the controversial stance of punishing criminals.

EP 7 Thou Shale Not Drill

The squids have a nuanced and well thought out debate on the controversial practice of fracture mining.

EP 9 Gun of a Son

Early shoots Rusty to prove that guns should be legal.

Season 7

EP 1 Rusty and Tammi Sitting in a Tree, B-A-S-T-A-R-D

Rusty sacrifices his mediocre dreams to support the family that abandons him.

EP 2 Beware the Butt-Cutter

When a serial killer is on the loose, Sheriff turns to the town's stupidest citizen for help.

EP 5 The Legend of Kid Squid

Early gets jealous that Rusty has been taking the credit for all the crimes Early blamed on him.

Season 6

EP 1 Asbestos I Can

Early's asbestos addiction finally catches up with him.

EP 3 Velvet Messiah

Early proves he's smarter than a town full of idiots.

EP 4 The Big E

Early brings his message to the people whether they want it or not.

EP 7 Ballmart

Early protests the arrival of a big box store by working there.

EP 9 The Return of Gaga Pee Pap

Gaga Pee Pap returns to pass the family ignorance on to Rusty.

EP 10 Trucked Up!

On a transatlantic trucker challenge, The Scrambler and The Mummy get in high gear and hot water!

Season 5

EP 1 The Need For Weed

The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.

EP 2 The Many Loves of Early Cuyler

Early decides to remain faithful to all 97 of his new wives.

EP 3 Dead Squid Walking

When his father is placed on death row, Early snaps to action and tries on a new hat.

EP 4 Young, Dumb, and Full of Gums

The squids are fed up with government attempts to improve their lives.

EP 5 Holodeck Redneck

Advances in modern technology allow Early to visit Florida.

EP 6 Frivolacious Squidigation?

Early's twisted dreams come true when Granny suffers a life-mangling injury.

EP 7 Fatal Distraction

Early's GPS shows him the fastest route from friendship to obsession, avoiding all toll roads.

EP 8 Clowny Freaks

Clowny Daggers!

EP 9 Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine

Rusty's special talent is playing football. Early's special talent is exploiting Rusty.

EP 10 America: Why I Love Her

Terror ensues after Early shoots a cow belonging to Al-Qaeda.

Season 4

EP 3 The Fine Ol' Solution

Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.

EP 6 The Big Gay Throwdown

The Sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.

EP 7 Atone Deaf

Early learns to deal with rage by punching it in the face.

EP 9 Reunited, And It Feels No Good

Early learns the importance of family, and profiting off them.

Season 3

EP 1 Webnecks

Rusty opens up a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons.

EP 3 Tween Steam

Perverts need love. Rusty delivers.

EP 7 The Good One

Lil's disregard for birth control provides a lifelong friend for Early.

EP 10 The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma

A study of the migrations and libations of the ignorant redneck land squid.

EP 11 The Unbearable Heatness of Fire

Sheriff investigates the origins of fire, and its role in the burning of the squids' house.

EP 14 Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody about Dan Halen

...About Dan Halen: An intimate look at one of history's most intriguing figures, presented in glorious English.

EP 15 Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby

The Squids stalk Georgia's rarest bird because the TV box told them to.

EP 16 An Officer and a Dental Dam

Granny's on the prowl for love, Confederate style.

EP 18 Pile M For Murder

Dan Halen tries his hand at human sacrifice.

EP 19 Mud Days and Cornfused

A pointless and moronic tale of the dangers of going green.

EP 20 Krystal, Light

Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.

Season 2

EP 1 Government Brain Voodoo Trouble

Early and the Sheriff reach a crossroads. Not starring Charles Napier.

EP 3 Double Truckin' The Tricky Two

Early does his part to support Georgia public education.

EP 5 Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble

Early's party hat enrages God.

EP 7 The Tiniest Princess

A giant ant-man ruins Halloween.

EP 8 Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust

Granny cheats death for another week.

EP 9 Bubba Trubba

Early learns a valuable lesson about the downside of mind control.

EP 10 Burned And Reburned Again

Violence leads to marriage in a very special Squidbillies.

EP 11 Terminus Trouble

Atlanta, home of several location shots used in Six Pack, starring Kenny Rogers.

EP 12 Survival Of The Dumbest

Early is indifferent to Rusty's search for truth.

EP 13 A Sober Sunday

Early circumvents state law.

EP 14 Rebel Without A Claus

Early ruins Christmas.

Season 1

EP 1 This Show Is Called Squidbillies

Introducing America's favorite animated family.

EP 2 Take This Job And Love It

Early seeks employment in a difficult job market.

EP 3 School Days, Fool Days

After a debilitating sports injury, Rusty is home schooled by Early.

EP 4 Chalky Trouble

An ancient squid ceremony leads to revelations regarding Rusty's maternity.

EP 5 Family Trouble

Revelations regarding Rusty's maternity lead to questions regarding Rusty's paternity.

EP 6 Office Politics Trouble

Early concocts a popular new beverage.

Extras

00:30

Shooter Jennings: Behind The Scenes

The Hold Steady closes out season 12 and performs the Squidbillies theme song. Catch the final episode on Sunday, September 15th at 12:15 am ET/PT on Adult Swim.

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The Hold Steady: Behind The Scenes

The Hold Steady closes out season 12 and performs the Squidbillies theme song. Catch the final episode on Sunday, September 15th at 12:15 am ET/PT on Adult Swim.