Early LARPs as a military veteran to save 10% on an omelet.
Early achieves enlightenment, then shoves it down everyone else's throat.
Terror strikes from the skies! Who's next? Hoo!
Early is forced to choose between his community and his hats.
Farewell to America's favorite animated family.
Dan Halen's foolish new plan prompts Early to open a foolish new business.
Early and Tammi start a band in a star-studded episode that got us a free cruise.
Early finds a priceless civil war relic and sells it for the right price.
Dan Halen finds financial bankruptcy less enjoyable than moral bankruptcy.
Early enjoys the highfalutin lifestyle of owning a premium cooler.
Early lets his beak flag fly.
Early interferes with Rusty's new party business and it's last call…for action!
Justice is served, mayo free.
Grab deez nutz and Guzzle up!
Sheriff discovers alcohol at the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.
Early exploits himself for attention.
Everyone lies and all the houses burn.
Two idiots argue about stuff nobody cares about.
The Cuylers donate their bodies to science while they can still make money from them.
Rest in Peace, Scott Hilley.
Early takes one for the team, the wrong team, in the battle over marriage equality.
Dan Halen faces his own mortality and finds solace in an ancient religion.
Early triggers the collapse of society so he can enjoy his expensive new doomsday bunker.
Sheriff's dad, the Sheriff, breaks the law to break down social barriers.
Early discovers there's more than one way to beat a feeble old woman.
Early puts his love in all the wrong places.
Early loses the love of his life.
Early learns the value of a hard day's work done by someone else.
Early becomes king of a local cave.
Early goes on a rampage with the ghost of his dead father.
Rusty ducks his responsibilities as a deadbeat dad to become an amateur crime-fighter.
America declares war on Early's new neighborhood.
Deputy Sheriff Denny runs for Sheriff against Sheriff Sheriff.
A new judge takes the controversial stance of punishing criminals.
The squids have a nuanced and well thought out debate on the controversial practice of fracture mining.
Early sells out to liberal Hollywood.
Early shoots Rusty to prove that guns should be legal.
Rusty sacrifices his mediocre dreams to support the family that abandons him.
Lil's loved ones try to get her re-addicted to drugs.
Early gets jealous that Rusty has been taking the credit for all the crimes Early blamed on him.
Early brings his message to the people whether they want it or not.
Rusty discovers the joys of being a teenage father.
Early's parenting skills are called into question by a magical snowman.
Early protests the arrival of a big box store by working there.
Scoot over, alcohol and inhalants, Early has a new addiction.
On a transatlantic trucker challenge, The Scrambler and The Mummy get in high gear and hot water!
The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.
When his father is placed on death row, Early snaps to action and tries on a new hat.
The squids are fed up with government attempts to improve their lives.
Advances in modern technology allow Early to visit Florida.
Early's twisted dreams come true when Granny suffers a life-mangling injury.
Early's GPS shows him the fastest route from friendship to obsession, avoiding all toll roads.
Rusty's special talent is playing football. Early's special talent is exploiting Rusty.
Terror ensues after Early shoots a cow belonging to Al-Qaeda.
An accident leads to rage leads to friendship leads to love leads to murder leads to political success.
Books are a window to an amazing new world, and that's why they're wrong.
Rusty discovers that steroids have no negative repercussions.
Early learns to deal with rage by punching it in the face.
The Cuylers slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God's Bro.
When the media sensationalizes his son's disappearance, Early finds the coverage to be sensational.
Rusty opens up a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons.
Granny indulges in the ultimate spa experience.
Perverts need love. Rusty delivers.
Early's DNA is finally put to good use.
The squids fail to learn a valuable lesson about conservation.
Lil's disregard for birth control provides a lifelong friend for Early.
Smelling youthful and sexy comes at a heavy price.
A study of the migrations and libations of the ignorant redneck land squid.
Sheriff investigates the origins of fire, and its role in the burning of the squids' house.
The greatest story ever told. About cartoon squids.
The Squids stalk Georgia's rarest bird because the TV box told them to.
Granny's on the prowl for love, Confederate style.
Drought is a disease. David Allan Coe is the cure.
Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.
Early does his part to support Georgia public education.
The squids meet a legless drifter. Not featuring Patrick Swayze.
Early discovers that his magic beans are far from magic.
A giant ant-man ruins Halloween.
Granny cheats death for another week.
Early learns a valuable lesson about the downside of mind control.
Atlanta, home of several location shots used in Six Pack, starring Kenny Rogers.
Early is indifferent to Rusty's search for truth.
Early circumvents state law.
Early ruins Christmas.
Introducing America's favorite animated family.
Early seeks employment in a difficult job market.
An ancient squid ceremony leads to revelations regarding Rusty's maternity.
Revelations regarding Rusty's maternity lead to questions regarding Rusty's paternity.
The Hold Steady closes out season 12 and performs the Squidbillies theme song. Catch the final episode on Sunday, September 15th at 12:15 am ET/PT on Adult Swim.
Can we go viral now?
Clutch make the Squids theme their own. Squidbillies airs Sundays at Midnight ET.
Jason D. Williams sure can raise the roof!
Tony Tidwell performs the Squids theme.
Listen and learn what didn't happen during the Civil War.
Here's Ray Wylie Hubbard's take on the Squids theme. Squidbillies airs Sundays at Midnight ET.
Take a look at Dan Auerbach and Shannon Shaw's rollicking take on the Squids theme. Squidbillies airs Sundays at Midnight ET.
The squids theme gets a New Orleans makeover. Squidbillies airs Sundays at Midnight ET.
Early of the Sea