Coincidentally that's exactly what I thought the real shows would be like.
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Season Five of Robot Chicken opens with a bang on the beaches of Normandy! The creators imagine how Cabbage Patch Kids are made, what the real reaction to shows like STOMP! are, and we see what Skeletor is forced to do when Snake Mountain is forclosed on.
Discover the secret origins of Mo-Larr, Eternian Destist! Lara Croft makes a terrifying find in a tomb, He-Man's father proves that sometimes the apple falls very, very far from the tree, and the creators imagine how Gargamel might finally get the best of the Smurf's in Smurfitar!
The creators imagine what goes on deep in the jungles of Pandora late at night, Harold and his purple crayon go on an adventure in a bad neighborhood, Major Nelson uses Jeannie to get back at NASA for firing him, and everyone in the G.I. Joe ranks gets to animal sidekick.
The RC writers wonder what would happen if the alien from Alien was a different alien? Bert from Sesame Street gets a new roommate, we see what The Terminator would have been like as a step-dad, and Papa Smurf sees what goes on behind the scenes in Undercover Smurf.
A dad has an uncomfortable talk with his daughter about the birds and the bees, the origin of bagpipes is revealed, and the Robot Chicken writers let the Robot Chicken Nerd take a trip into The Game of Thrones.
The Robot Chicken writers find out what happens when the girl from "The Ring" realizes videotape is a dead technology. Fonzie's coolness goes too far on an un-happy day. The Robot Chicken Nerd gets lost in The CW.
How far will Pluto go to get away from his Dwarf Planet friends? There isn't an American Girl doll for everybody. Just like the creators of Robot Chicken have done in the past, The Wild Thornberrys have to get extremely wild to stay on the air.
The Robot Chicken writers - and the Gargoyles - meet their ultimate foe: Pigeons. Naked Captain Picard wins it all! Can the Paw Patrol rescue themselves from the ultimate terror? The Animaniacs get sex-educational.
The Robot Chicken crew wonders if Doc McStuffins can handle it in the emergency room. Investors are less than thrilled with Westworld's first generation of hosts. The Scooby gang tell each other how they really feel, with dangerous results.
Daniel Tiger is taught the toughest lesson of all, thanks to Robot Chicken! A Nerd looks behind the curtain at Nick's Arcade and hates it. Jabberjaw goes on a much-needed vacation... to Amity Island.
Freddy Krueger is getting married and just wants an answer to one simple question: Who is his father? The RC team shows what it's like being the daughter of a plastic Army Man. The Totally Spies girls learn international law...and get PTSD.
The RC creators imagine what would have happened if Stretch Armstrong had lived during Medieval times. The G.I. Joe team realizes that solving real world problems aren't so easy. Gordon Ramsey gets some pretty impressive celebrity chef's.
The Scooby Gang saves Velma's from getting cancer. We see what really happened on board Noah's ark. The Robot Chicken Writers wonder what happens to all the toys that have ever been recalled.
Betty Spaghetty tries her best to save an elevator full of people. RC finds out what goes on behind Bert and Ernie's closed bedroom doors. Godzilla: The Musical comes to a Broadway theatre and brings the house down.
The Robot Chicken crew reveals what really happened to Bambi's mother. An Animorph revives the Red Panda population. See what happens after Brainy Smurf gets diagnosed with CTE. And Bitch Pudding goes up against Norman Bates.
Relive the red carpet glamour of Robot Chicken's 10th Season Spectacular.
Wanna feel old?
The gang talks smack with Jason Momoa nowhere in sight.
Learn (incorrect) secrets behind the mad scientist.
Get ready for more of the same. Robot Chicken returns September 2019.
Oldest trick in the book.
Hey, Arnold . . . that's disturbing.
The Riverdale we know today used to look a lot different.
Drawn: The Story of Animation," a creation by Cartoon Network and HowStuffWorks, is available now on iTunes.
How can anyone trust a panda?
Listen to Leto.
BEE careful (sorry).
Wait, was Squirtle not available?
Art is dumb.
This is how you sound, fanboys. (Shout out to Rian Johnson!)
