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Jason Bourne gets a new identity, the new Bachelor's a beast, the creators take a skewed look at the Holy Grail and meet a character who knows how to speed things along
EP 1 Freshly Baked: The Robot Chicken Santa Claus Pot Cookie Freakout Special: Special Edition
Happy holidays everyone, as Robot Chicken joins Santa for the one Christmas he'll never forget. The north pole elves dream of the toys of holidays past. Krampus puts in a good word for the coal industry. St. Nick meets his idol: Jared Leto.
DC Comics Special II: Villains in Paradise
The Robot Chicken crew takes a peek at what it's like working in the Hall of Doom, the grief Batman goes through whenever he has to ride in one of Green Lantern's power ring bubbles, the origin of Starro, and what happens when the DC villains end up on the same beach as the DC heroes at spring break!
EP 16 The Robot Chicken Bitch Pudding Special
Robot Chicken fan-favorite character Bitch Pudding gets her time to shine in a brand new solo special! When her fellow citizens in Pastryville get tired of suffering Bitch Pudding's abuse, they hatch a plot to eliminate her once and for all! Now Bitch Pudding will blaze a trail of raging revenge, and the world better learn how to duck and cover!
Born Again Virgin Christmas Special
Robot Chicken takes down Christmas once again! Our writers reveal the origins of the Heat Miser and Snow Miser. Witness Ebenezer Scrooge learn the true TRUE meaning of Christmas. Learn the perils of getting a job at the North Pole. Discover how Santa Claus ruined World War One's greatest day!
EP 1 Executed by the State
Season Six flies in with a brand spankin' new opening credit sequence! G.I. Joe faces their biggest challenge yet; Find out what being a vegetarian is really all about; the questions about Starbucks famous logo are answered; Orville Redenbacher stars in Children of the Popcorn.
EP 5 Disemboweled by an Orphan
Our demented minds see Gadget from Chip 'n Dale in a brand new way; The writers imagine what could happen if Frosty's hat landed on a few other things; We always loved Master of the Universe so we show two Eternia sightseers getting caught up in a battle between He-Man and Skeletor.
EP 6 Hurtled from a Helicopter into a Speeding Train
Middle-Earth will never be the same after Robot Chicken takes on The Lord of the Rings; We imagine what happens when Elijah finally makes it home for Passover Seder; Elliot and E.T. have another adventure; Ben 10 gets a birthday present he didn't expect; The creators bring Captain Planet back to try and save the Earth.
EP 14 Eviscerated Post-Coital by Six Foot Mantis
Robot Chicken creates a new Sesame Street character; The Mario Bros. spend all those gold coins they've collected;What we imagine Pinky and the Brain would do if they had a wild night on the town. Two Vietnamese guards try to break Rambo in our reimagining of this famous movie scene.
Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode III
The Emmy Award-winning Robot Chicken returns with its third send-up of the Star Wars universe! In this all-new hour-long special, four very different characters -- Emperor Palpatine, Darth Vader, Boba Fett and Gary the Stormtrooper -- reveal untold stories that weave and interconnect throughout all six Star Wars films! Set phasers to "fun"! Oh wait, that's the wrong franchise.
EP 2 Terms of Endaredevil
Discover the secret origins of Mo-Larr, Eternian Destist! Lara Croft makes a terrifying find in a tomb, He-Man's father proves that sometimes the apple falls very, very far from the tree, and the creators imagine how Gargamel might finally get the best of the Smurf's in Smurfitar!
EP 3 Big Trouble in Little Clerks 2
The creators imagine what goes on deep in the jungles of Pandora late at night, Harold and his purple crayon go on an adventure in a bad neighborhood, Major Nelson uses Jeannie to get back at NASA for firing him, and everyone in the G.I. Joe ranks gets to animal sidekick.
EP 4 Kramer vs. Showgirls
Kim Possible's Dr. Drakken gets sent to prison, NASA's Lego people have a very bad launch day; see how Andy treats his toys after he comes home from college in Toy Story 4, and we find out what happened to some of our most memorable TV characters from the 90's. All this and more from the minds of the creators.
EP 6 Robot Chicken's DP Christmas Special
Come celebrate the holidays with Robot Chicken and see what the very first Christmas was like! Find out what the creators imagine Batman and Robin think about their Christmas jingle - hint: don't sing it if you value your life. And the age-old question is finally answered...who's faster: Superman or Santa Claus.
EP 9 No Country for Old Dogs
Is the voice that Mortal Kombat's Johnny Cage hears real or just in his own head? Also, the creators tackle the question of what was going through Morgan Freeman's mind during his 2008 car crash. Find out what happens when a group of mentally challenged soldiers take on Hitler and the SS.
EP 13 The Departy Monster
Will the world ever find out what Master Chief looks like under his mask? What is life like for the pink Frankenstein's Monster, Frankenberry? How did Princess Toadstool's parents react when they first met Mario? How will the Scarecrow survive his time in the prison called Oz? The creators answer these questions and more in this thrilling episode!
EP 14 Some like it Hitman
Think being a witch or wizard would be fun? The creators show you what life in Hogwart's would really be like. Ever wonder why Winnie the Pooh likes honey so much? Can you say addict? Find out why Donald Duck's nephew's spend so much time with their uncle instead of their mother. All that, plus find out who's ass Tommy Tapeworm will come wriggling out of.
EP 15 The Core, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
The creators imagine just how far Kratos, from the God of War series, will go to collect blood orbs. Superman flies back through time so he won't have to hear Lois whine... ever again. The Velveteen Rabbit gets a raw deal. And what did the aliens from Close Encounters of the Third Kind really come to prove?
EP 18 The Godfather of the Bride II
Remember when MTV used to actually be about music? The MTV logo does and it's out for revenge. The Robot Chicken Nerd dreams of hanging out with Michael Knight from Knight Rider. A bunch of Spock's from the future gather for a surprise party and the creators imagine what television will be like in the year 2013.
EP 20 Fight Club Paradise
The creators imagine what the movie Sex and the City 3 will be like if made more guy friendly, Yogi Bear battles with the Power Rangers from Jellystone Park, find out why no one cares about Woody Woodpecker anymore and see the nail biting, hair raising, super big finish of Season Five in Robot Chicken's 100th episode finale!
EP 1 Help Me
Robot Chicken returns for its fourth season, with the help of guest stars Joss Whedon, Ron Moore and Seth MacFarlane! Tila Tequila's "A Shot at Love" reveals a deadly secret. The creators imagine: what if Parappa the Rapper had to rap for his life? Movie and TV favorites are trimmed down to "Just the Good Parts."
EP 4 They Took My Thumbs
The creators imagine the contractor in charge of building those awesome Indiana Jones temples, Jason Voorhees gets ready for Friday the 13th, witness another death of another salesman and what might happen when the Justice League of America suffers through "Bring a Sidekick to Work Day."
Robot Chicken: Star Wars Special
The Emperor gets an upsetting phone call. George Lucas is saved from a mob of nerds by one helpful fan. Imperial officers learn how to survive Darth Vader in Orientation. A commercial for Admiral Ackbar Cereal. Boba Fett has a little fun with Han in Carbonite. The truth about Ponda Baba's bad day. President Bush is strong with the force in George of the Jedi. Luke and the Emperor settle things with a "yo mama" fight. Max Rebo's Greatest Hits goes on sale. Jar Jar and Anakin are together again
EP 1 Werewolf vs. Unicorn
The zombie Robot Chicken staff gets back to work! The Defenders of the Earth accept their limitations. The Decepticon Soundwave discovers he's a little dated. Shout On and Shout Off with The Shouter! You can be a loser at The Game of Life. Governor Schwarzenegger investigates the illegal immigration issue with Speedy Gonzales and Dora the Explorer.
EP 2 Tubba Bubba's Now Hubba Hubba
The Super Friends make way for The Super Pets. The Carmen Sandiego host has girlfriend troubles. Pac-Man learns that he's been living in the Matrix. The car version of Voltron get to the rescue as fast as it can. The Cenobites guest star on Girls Gone Wild. 24 focuses on the night hours as Drac takes down the terrorists.
EP 5 Tapping A Hero
Law & Order has never been chicken... until now. President Bush gets a Gremlin, and the world suffers. Don't miss The 33-Year-Old Virgin, starring Jesus. Smokey the Bear remembers where he got his name. Stan Lee and Pamela Anderson reveal super-powered gossip on Superheroes Tonight.
EP 6 Shoe
Ted Kennedy and Jenna Jameson battle celebrities in politics and porn! Link's looking for a decent reward from Princess Zelda. The Homeless Airlines sorta takes flight. Learn whatever happened to the Micro Machines Man. Skeletor's latest plot against Eternia and He-Man goes a little too well.
EP 11 Celebutard Mountain
Our PS3 Contest winner gets what's coming to him. Mr. Rogers is turning Japanese. Spawn faces the Devil with his one true skill - fiddling. Fonzie takes care of Cha-Chi the best he can in The Pursuit of Happy Days. Iron Man's feet become his greatest weakness. VH1's "Top 100 Final Episodes" features the end of Mork & Mindy, Love Boat and more.
EP 12 Losin' the Wobble
The Kool-Aid Man quenches some inconvenient thirsts. The mystery of why Encyclopedia Brown's parents aren't getting along. What new realm will D&D's Venger conquer next? Wonder Woman reveals her revealing arch-enemy. Celebrities are drunk, but that's not why they go to rehab-they go to conquer the world! (Or something.)
EP 15 Slaughterhouse on the Prairie
Never seek the help of She-Ra, Princess of Power, when she's on her period. Danny and the gang from Grease are building a new kind of sex-machine. The Intensive Care Bears care more than their HMO will allow. The E.T. video game almost killed Atari, and his next target... is you! Nobody in Smurf Village ever expected the dam to break... the poor bastards.
EP 16 Boo Cocky
Conan tells us "What is Best in Life" with a song. The Nerds find out Revenge comes with a price. President Jenna Bush trades the Oil Crisis for the Corn Crisis. The Saved By The Bell kids meet Jigsaw from Saw, and Screech will never be the same. The Borg track the Enterprise to its hiding place-Las Vegas' "Star Trek Experience".
EP 18 Monstourage
Vic Mackey from The Shield switches places with the Fantastic Four's Thing and it's funny. Cowboys on a cattle drive have it bad in biblical proportions. Bronson Pinchot and Ludacris star in the off-Broadway production of "Don't Be Ridiculous". Fraggle Rock meets Watership Down when the Fraggles are forced out of their home and onto a desperate hunt for survival.
EP 20 Chirlaxx
The latest Japanese commercial for a yeast infection cream needs a famous pitch-woman. The enemies of America are on the run as President Bush becomes... Captain Texas! If only the Kryptonians had watched Jor-El's Inconvenient Kryptonian Truth. Sir Mix-A-Lot knows what King Arthur needs! A Glo Worm saves the day when a blackout strikes. We dedicate the season to the staff we've lost... and killed.
EP 4 Celebrity Rocket
Mexico builds its greatest hero in The Six Million Peso Man. That old dancing guy from the Six Flags commercials saves-and ruins-the day. Two aliens from Space Invaders revolt. A cleaning woman finds the Batcave the hard way. Lindsay Lohan enters the world of Highlander and battles teen starlet foes.
EP 7 Cracked China
Learn the secret life of Pokemon's Pikachu! Stupid kids get a new high from "numb-chucking." A checkers champion goes on the adventure of a lifetime. Meet Eagle Eye Smith, the blind athlete who will touch your heart. Then meet the Four My Little Ponys of the Apocalypse. A kid gets a used-car surprise: a Tron cycle! The Golden Girls share their sexual escapades a la Sex and the City.
EP 8 Rodiggity
Southern-fried funerals get exciting thanks to Dixie Joe! The Booger Man makes a mess. Frankenstein's in-laws are less than pleased. Order your movie tickets from Fan-Dingo--the paper bags want you to. The cast of Final Fantasy VII get jobs at a burger chain. A young soccer player named Ricky faces life's obstacles. Bugs Bunny goes hip-hop in 8 Carrot.
EP 9 Massage Chair
The Senior Mutant Ninja Turtles rock the nursing home! Cuddles the fabric softener bear gets the wrong kind of hug. Monkeys explore outer space on a budget. George W. Bush discovers he has Jedi powers. And we're back with more of those stupendous bloopers, including audition tapes from MTV's Jackass!
EP 10 Password: Swordfish
Care Bears care a lot-about ethnic cleansing. See the action-packed story of Heimlich and his quest to unblock your windpipe. Rick Schroeder is fighting crime in style in the new hit series Rick Shaw. Ben Affleck sues the AFLAC duck. Corporate disputes get solved hand-to-hand in Office Fighter. Harry Potter uses magic to fight... puberty!
EP 12 The Munnery
The legendary Kraken sea monster learns freedom isn't all it's krak-ed up to be. A kid has a fantastic dream about a bear. Weird Al Yankovic's "Weasel Stomping Day" gets a Robot Chicken video treatment! Playmobil cowboys search for new frontiers. A day at the ballpark proves why radio sucks. The wishes of children come true, with dire results. The crew of the Starship Enterprise faces their greatest foes yet-themselves!
EP 13 Metal Militia
Young Young Indiana Jones finds treasure at his elementary school. Rainbow Brite reveals her dark side. Montezuma gets his revenge, and the results smell terrible. Malibu Barbie learns why you don't build your Dream House in Malibu. Rom: Spaceknight meets his ultimate nemesis! Into the Blue gets a relevant skewering. Hulk Hogan busts out of prison camp in Hogan's Heroes.
EP 15 Sausage Fest
Lil' Hitler will win your heart! The Library of Heaven yields answers even God doesn't want you to know. The Burger King serves up some delicious B&E. Garfield and Heathcliff take each other to court. A giraffe deals with the stages of death. Action Jackson endorses laundry detergent. Never pick up a hitchhiking pig! The gang from Police Academy joins the X-Men.
EP 16 Drippy Pony
Learn the secret life of Batman villain the Penguin. Kids will love playing with My Stalker! Orlando Bloom must help his fellow passengers survive after a plane crash. Meet Cork, the world's greatest retarded detective! Jesus and the Argonauts find action and adventure, and turn their backs on it. The Micronauts climb a mountain. The U.S. government declares war on Christmas.
EP 17 A Day at the Circus
Robot Chicken whores itself out to corporate America. Snow Job finds his specialized skills aren't in high demand with G.I. Joe. Thing grows up and leaves the Adams Family nest. The Memory Game challenges the brainpower of contestants, and the penalty for failure is death! The Black Stallion teaches us about race relations. Oprah and Dr. Phil team up in the greatest buddy cop movie ever!
EP 18 Lust for Puppets
Young Victor Frankenstein attempts to bring his cat back to life. The I Think We Should Just be Friends Fairy ruins a guy's life. Cameron Diaz has just 24 hours to live! Calvin and Hobbes have fun therapy adventures. A game of Marco Polo gets out of hand. Mario and Luigi stumble into the violent world of Grand Theft City.
EP 19 Anne Marie's Pride
Mr. T and the Foo Fighters forge an unlikely alliance. Stretch Armstrong needs a corn syrup transplant. A mermaid shows a surface boy the wonders of Atlantis. A guy dates his GPS navigational system. Learn the untold origin of Alvin and the Chipmunks! Roger Ebert and guest reviewer M. Night Shyamalan present upcoming feature films, including Schindler's List 2: Schindler's Pissed.
EP 20 Book of Corrine
Vince Vaughn presents his new hit show, Vince Vaughn Bangs Your Mom. Meet Casper's brother Jasper, the Douchebag Ghost. Ninjas compete in a game show. A nerd gives us a much-needed lesson on GoBots. The cast of Sesame Street deals with a viral outbreak. A robot learns what it means to be alive. Robot Chicken holds a telethon that goes horribly awry.
EP 4 The Plastic Buffet
America sends Harrison Ford into space to take out a killer asteroid in "Meteorgeddon." Household animals take to the slopes for "Winter Pet Games." Chucky from Child's Play takes on the cutesy Lettuce Head Kids. The Muppet Show's band is spotlighted in "Behind the Music: Electric Mayhem."
EP 6 Vegetable Fun Fest
The secrets of The Crying Game, Star Wars and The Village are exposed in "Welcome to the Spoilers." The Teen Titans strengthen their roster by adding Beavis and Butt-head. Travel back in time to witness Benny Hill's funeral. The Great Pumpkin of Peanuts fame finally shows itself--and starts killing everyone in sight.