Hey, Arnold . . . that's disturbing.
EP 9 Massage Chair
The Senior Mutant Ninja Turtles rock the nursing home! Cuddles the fabric softener bear gets the wrong kind of hug. Monkeys explore outer space on a budget. George W. Bush discovers he has Jedi powers. And we're back with more of those stupendous bloopers, including audition tapes from MTV's Jackass!
EP 10 Password: Swordfish
Care Bears care a lot-about ethnic cleansing. See the action-packed story of Heimlich and his quest to unblock your windpipe. Rick Schroeder is fighting crime in style in the new hit series Rick Shaw. Ben Affleck sues the AFLAC duck. Corporate disputes get solved hand-to-hand in Office Fighter. Harry Potter uses magic to fight... puberty!
EP 12 The Munnery
The legendary Kraken sea monster learns freedom isn't all it's krak-ed up to be. A kid has a fantastic dream about a bear. Weird Al Yankovic's "Weasel Stomping Day" gets a Robot Chicken video treatment! Playmobil cowboys search for new frontiers. A day at the ballpark proves why radio sucks. The wishes of children come true, with dire results. The crew of the Starship Enterprise faces their greatest foes yet-themselves!
EP 13 Metal Militia
Young Young Indiana Jones finds treasure at his elementary school. Rainbow Brite reveals her dark side. Montezuma gets his revenge, and the results smell terrible. Malibu Barbie learns why you don't build your Dream House in Malibu. Rom: Spaceknight meets his ultimate nemesis! Into the Blue gets a relevant skewering. Hulk Hogan busts out of prison camp in Hogan's Heroes.
EP 8 The Deep End
Seven of the world's greatest heroes stop being polite--and start getting real--in "The Real World: Metropolis." Icons from Star Trek and Tiger Beat alike unite for canned sitcom laughs in "Two Kirks, a Khan and a Pizza Place." Jesus Christ hunts down his greatest nemesis, Tarantino-style, in "Kill Bunny." The hottest game show from Japan is here: "Who Poop Last?" The legends of rock 'n' roll return from beyond the grave to haunt the "Zombie Idol" reality show.