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Season 10

EP 1 Ginger Hill in: Bursting Pipes

Robot Chicken Writers tell us what can take down the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Popeye and crew get rebooted to fit in with today's audience. And Bitch Pudding takes on the role of a Handmaid.

EP 3 Fila Ogden in: Maggie's Got a Full Load

April O'Neil and Donald Trump sit down and get to the truth about Shredder. We get a first glimpse at the The Fast and The Furious movies. The RC Writers show us what happened to Pee Wee's Playhouse while for his stolen bicycle.

EP 5 Garfield Stockman in: A Voice Like Wet Ham

Freddy Krueger is getting married and just wants an answer to one simple question: Who is his father? The RC team shows what it's like being the daughter of a plastic Army Man. The Totally Spies girls learn international law...and get PTSD.

EP 6 Boogie Bardstown in: No Need, I have Coupons

The RC creators imagine what would have happened if Stretch Armstrong had lived during Medieval times. The G.I. Joe team realizes that solving real world problems aren't so easy. Gordon Ramsey gets some pretty impressive celebrity chef's.

EP 7 Snoopy Camino Lindo in: Quick and Dirty Squirrel Shot

The Scooby Gang saves Velma's from getting cancer. We see what really happened on board Noah's ark. The Robot Chicken Writers wonder what happens to all the toys that have ever been recalled.

EP 8 Molly Lucero in: Your Friend's Boob

Betty Spaghetty tries her best to save an elevator full of people. RC finds out what goes on behind Bert and Ernie's closed bedroom doors. Godzilla: The Musical comes to a Broadway theatre and brings the house down.

EP 10 Musya Shakhtyorov in: Honeyboogers

The Squatch Squad emerges from hiding to protect their forest home. The Wuzzles meet The Fly and things get a little bit crazy. The RC writers show us Bill & Ted's last and greatest adventure.

EP 11 Robot Chicken's Santa's Dead (Spoiler Alert) Holiday Murder Thing Special

The Robot Chicken Christmas Murder Mystery Special!

EP 13 Max Caenen in: Why Would He Know If His Mother's A Size Queen

The Lady of the Lake gives Percival some trouble. The Robot Chicken crew shows what Dumbledore sees in the Mirror of Desire. Professor X reveals how the X-Men first discovered their powers. And Garfield gets buried in the pet cemetery.

EP 14 Petless M in: Cars are Couches of the Road

The RC writers imagine Harry Potter as a 70's sitcom. The future looks bleak for Nostradamus's assistant. We answer the question of what's underneath Abe Lincoln's hat. And the Jonas Brothers learn they are more than just brothers.

Night of 1000 Bawks

Relive the red carpet glamour of Robot Chicken's 10th Season Spectacular.

Season 1

Robot Chicken Christmas

This logline, much like us, is on vacation. Have a happy holiday!

Season 5

Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode III

The Emmy Award-winning Robot Chicken returns with its third send-up of the Star Wars universe! In this all-new hour-long special, four very different characters -- Emperor Palpatine, Darth Vader, Boba Fett and Gary the Stormtrooper -- reveal untold stories that weave and interconnect throughout all six Star Wars films! Set phasers to "fun"! Oh wait, that's the wrong franchise.

Season 6

Robot Chicken: DC Comics Special

The Robot Chicken Nerd, the Humping Robot, Composite Santa, and the Mad Scientist join characters of the DC Comics universe to poke fun at those with the most impressive powers and the lesser ones who can't really be called superheroes.

Born Again Virgin Christmas Special

Robot Chicken takes down Christmas once again! Our writers reveal the origins of the Heat Miser and Snow Miser. Witness Ebenezer Scrooge learn the true TRUE meaning of Christmas. Learn the perils of getting a job at the North Pole. Discover how Santa Claus ruined World War One's greatest day!

EP 1 Executed by the State

Season Six flies in with a brand spankin' new opening credit sequence! G.I. Joe faces their biggest challenge yet; Find out what being a vegetarian is really all about; the questions about Starbucks famous logo are answered; Orville Redenbacher stars in Children of the Popcorn.

EP 2 Crushed by a Steamroller on My 53rd Birthday

Alvin and the Chipmunks have a wild time after a concert; Mary Poppins isn't quite the nanny anyone expected; Find out why B.A. Baracus hates flying so much; G.I. Joe in a real war situation in Afghanistan.

EP 3 Punctured Jugular

The Fast and the Furious 6; Wilson from Cast Away stars in a Bourne Identity type role; Odd Job has a rough day off at the park; Lisbeth Salander joins the Scooby-Doo crew.

EP 4 Poisoned by Relatives

How Osama Bin Laden really died; The Shirt Tales take to the skies in WWII; King Don rules with an iron fist and creamy goodness; Overweight cartoon characters join the cast of The Fattest Loser!

EP 5 Disemboweled by an Orphan

Our demented minds see Gadget from Chip 'n Dale in a brand new way; The writers imagine what could happen if Frosty's hat landed on a few other things; We always loved Master of the Universe so we show two Eternia sightseers getting caught up in a battle between He-Man and Skeletor.

EP 6 Hurtled from a Helicopter into a Speeding Train

Middle-Earth will never be the same after Robot Chicken takes on The Lord of the Rings; We imagine what happens when Elijah finally makes it home for Passover Seder; Elliot and E.T. have another adventure; Ben 10 gets a birthday present he didn't expect; The creators bring Captain Planet back to try and save the Earth.

EP 7 In Bed Surrounded by Loved Ones

The Robot Chicken writers show you why you don't want to prank Apache Chief; We delve deep into the Lego world; What would happen if we got rid of all the wolves?; The creators show the good times catching up with Captain Kirk.

EP 8 Robot Chicken's ATM Christmas Special

The Robot Chicken Christmas Special has Santa nearly missing Christmas; Kano from Mortal Kombat shares the holidays with Mrs. Cage; Justin Bieber's new song is bound to be a Christmas hit; The writers give G.I. Joe a very special Christmas.

EP 9 Choked on Multi-Colored Scarves

Robot Chicken dreams up a TV theme song that just keeps going and going; The Robot Chicken Nerd joins Team Fortress; She-Ra knows what it feels like to be her horse, Swift Wind; We show you Skeletor's new plan to take over Eternia.

EP 10 Collateral Damage in Gang Turf War

We see what happens when E.T. takes over an E.R.; Our minds put Harry Potter in a not-so-magical situation; Find out why The Avengers keep Black Widow and Hawkeye on the team; The Robot Chicken writers put our characters in a Walking Dead situation.

EP 11 Butchered in Burbank

How we would bring Monopoly to the silver screen; Dracula hosts a dinner party; The Little Mermaid travels up the Hudson River to New York; The creators conjure up the Moolah who joins the cast of Dr. Seuss characters.

EP 12 Papercut to Aorta

The creators put Rocky and Bullwinkle in Of Moose and Men; Badtz-Maru has a very bad day; Our take on The Hunger Games if there were Smurfs involved.

EP 13 Hemlock, Gin and Juice

This is how we imagine Dora the Explorer's Quinceanera going; You'll see why the Angry Birds got so angry; The writers bring Thomas the Tank Engine to an explosive end.

EP 14 Eviscerated Post-Coital by Six Foot Mantis

Robot Chicken creates a new Sesame Street character; The Mario Bros. spend all those gold coins they've collected;What we imagine Pinky and the Brain would do if they had a wild night on the town. Two Vietnamese guards try to break Rambo in our reimagining of this famous movie scene.

EP 15 Caffeine-Induced Aneurysm

Robot Chicken brings you the facts about what really happened to the helicopter from Airwolf; We show you how we see iCarly's final episode going; Our rendition of the song Dr. Noonian Soong rapped after creating Data.

EP 16 Eaten by Cats

We show you what The Teletubies would be like as the next generation of Power Rangers; Doc Brown just can't get his time machine right; Parappa the Rapper teams with 50 Cent in our crazy world; You'll get to see what happens when a Lego person has a baby.

EP 17 Botched Jewel Heist

Robot Chicken takes on sexual politics with The Disney Characters; We imagine what would happen when Jason Voorhees and Michael Meyers finally meet; The creators come up with a new rap for pescatarians and we show you the future of our holidays.

EP 18 Robot Fight Accident

The Robot Chicken Nerd tackles the role of Little Red Riding Hood; We show you The Avengers in their new Broadway show; The Robot Chicken writers give their version of the next Aliens film.

EP 19 Choked on a Bottle Cap

The writers have the Humping Robot attack the U.S. Navy in Battlehump; We show what an intervention would look like for M.A.D. Cat; Our minds imagine how The Thundercats learn about estrus.

EP 20 Immortal

We get a look inside the Oompa Loompa writer's room; Jesus returns to his home in Heaven; The season ends with our writers giving a new twist on Cabin in the Woods.

Season 7

EP 1 G.I. Gogurt

The Robot Chicken writers are back for Season 7! We open with a wild and crazy puppet orgy! We find out why God hates bees, a drunken visitor from Narnia comes through the wardrobe, the Dino-Riders get a rock song, and Cobra Commander joins SAG.

EP 2 Link's Sausages

The creators give us a look at what they believe is really behind Punky Brewster's Punky Power, Clarice Starling has a run-in with Multiple Miggs multiple times, and Skeletor tries to blow up Snake Mountain.

EP 3 Secret of the Booze

The RC writers wonder what would happen if the alien from Alien was a different alien? Bert from Sesame Street gets a new roommate, we see what The Terminator would have been like as a step-dad, and Papa Smurf sees what goes on behind the scenes in Undercover Smurf.

EP 4 Rebel Appliance

A dad has an uncomfortable talk with his daughter about the birds and the bees, the origin of bagpipes is revealed, and the Robot Chicken writers let the Robot Chicken Nerd take a trip into The Game of Thrones.

EP 5 Legion of Super-Gyros

No one knows what disease Gerry injected himself with in World War Z... until the Robot Chicken writers take a crack at it! See Benjamin Franklin's greatest invention, Hannah from Girls gets a new boyfriend and we see the prequel to The Parent Trap.

EP 6 El Skeletorito

Our writers unearth The Cryptkeeper to bring you three tales of terror that will haunt you for the rest of your life, the Iron Sheik makes an appearance, the Robot Chicken crew tries to come up with a Candy Crush movie, and Woody Woodpecker gets an unwanted phone call.

EP 7 Snarfer Image

The RC gang thought the drift in Pacific Rim could use a little reworking, the future is revealed to kinda suck for Looney Tunes characters in Looper, Voltron gets a new number, and Skeletor takes a trip back through time to rid himself of He-Man once and for all.

EP 8 Up Up and Buffet

Our writers imagine how Scrooge McDuck would do on Shark Tank, Fred Flintstone gets a colonoscopy, Shrek has a moment of clarity, and Doc from Mike Tyson's Punchout passes on to the great arena in the sky.

EP 9 Panthropologie

The zany writers of the show put Master Chief and Cortana in an uncomfortable conversation, Drones are put into action on the G.I. Joe team, we see a few more animal totems from the Visionaries cartoon, and the little Lego folks take on some scary stuff in World War B.

EP 10 Catdog on a Stick

The Robot Chicken crew lets you know if Santa Claus is a racist, Tiger Woods gets his own Space Jam type of movie and we find out what The Bratz girls did last summer.

EP 11 Super Guitario Center

Have you heard of the Boglins? The RC writers have. And they make a splash with a swamp song, we see what it's like to live the exciting life of a Lemming, Sleeping Beauty has a dream...and no one cares, and a forbidden love blossoms between Shredder and April O'Neil.

EP 12 Noidstrom Rack

Man-E-Faces gets a shot at stardom from the minds behind Robot Chicken, the Starcom boys show NASA how it's done, we get a look at what goes on behind the scenes of Medieval Times when the costumes come off, and the consequences of wishing on a Zoltar machine.

EP 13 Stone Cold Steve Cold Stone

The Robot Chicken writers expose the real reason why no one plays the piano in Wayne Manor. We find out what James Potter and his friends did while in animal form, and the Disney Princesses get into a little scuffle.

EP 14 Walking Dead Lobster

The RC dreamers send Kim Possible on a mission to North Korea, worthless Beanie Babies end up turning a man's life around, and the Robot Chicken Nerd has his greatest adventure yet...with Doctor Who!

EP 15 Victoria's Secret of NIMH

From the minds of the writers, we watch as The Count from Sesame Street has a run-in with Blade, we see that McDonald's isn't just a place for eating, Jor-El has some very helpful advice for Superman, and a new nemesis comes to Gotham City.

EP 16 The Robot Chicken Bitch Pudding Special

Robot Chicken fan-favorite character Bitch Pudding gets her time to shine in a brand new solo special! When her fellow citizens in Pastryville get tired of suffering Bitch Pudding's abuse, they hatch a plot to eliminate her once and for all! Now Bitch Pudding will blaze a trail of raging revenge, and the world better learn how to duck and cover!

EP 17 Batman Forever 21

From the minds of the writers, we see how Bear Grylls deal with some Wild Things, Dr. Ryan Stone calls a radio station, Brainy Smurf manipulates events in House of Smurfs, and Baloo discovers he hasn't always just been a bear in the jungle.

EP 18 The Hobbit: There and Bennigan's

The Creators of Robot Chicken wonder what happens when Dumbledore breaks bad, we get to see the kinds of movies Walt Disney really wanted to make, where sheep go when people are done counting them, and G.I. Joe Extreme!

EP 19 Chipotle Miserables

The Robot Chicken writers imagine where the Velociraptors from Jurassic Park learned to be so clever, our friends from Duck Dynasty take a trip to Duckberg, and as the season comes to an end, will we see the cancellation of Robot Chicken...again?

EP 20 The Robot Chicken Lots of Holidays But Don't Worry Christmas is Still in There Too So Pull the Stick Out of Your Ass Fox News Special

The wacky Robot Chicken writers take on every holiday that ever existed in this holiday special! We see what Mother's Day is like for the Disney characters, a talented Jewish boy raps about gelt, a young Pilgrim man has a special surprise for his family on the first Thanksgiving, and Santa has a little trouble with his neighbor up at the North Pole.

Season 8

EP 1 Garbage Sushi

Hollywood's so bad it's good when Godzilla fights Jason. How does Bob the Builder deal with competition from Handy Manny? Dinosaur Train's an improbable train! The Little Match girl finds a new, deadly use for her matches.

EP 2 Ants on a Hamburger

The Robot Chicken writers find out what happens when the girl from "The Ring" realizes videotape is a dead technology. Fonzie's coolness goes too far on an un-happy day. The Robot Chicken Nerd gets lost in The CW.

EP 3 Zeb and Kevin Erotic Hot Tub Canvas

How far will Pluto go to get away from his Dwarf Planet friends? There isn't an American Girl doll for everybody. Just like the creators of Robot Chicken have done in the past, The Wild Thornberrys have to get extremely wild to stay on the air.

EP 4 Cheese Puff Mountain

The Robot Chicken writers - and the Gargoyles - meet their ultimate foe: Pigeons. Naked Captain Picard wins it all! Can the Paw Patrol rescue themselves from the ultimate terror? The Animaniacs get sex-educational.

EP 5 Cake Pillow

Take a trip with the Robot Chicken team when the Magic School Bus goes on its final adventure! The circle of life sends the Wonder Pets through a loop! Teenage Archie Andrews finally picks a girlfriend…to smash.

EP 6 Zero Vegetables

The RC writers wonder whose job was it to walk King Kong. Michael Bay reveals the secrets to Transformers 5. Uncle Pennybags has a monopoly on S&M. Bitch Pudding improves a classic.

EP 7 The Robot Chicken Christmas Special: X-Mas United

The minds behind Robot Chicken expose a deep dark family secret, and we learn that nothing will ever be the same when the Robot Chicken Nerd discovers his true father is…Father Christmas! And then a lot of people die.

EP 8 Joel Hurwitz

From the geniuses in the Robot Chicken writers room, we bring you - uh oh, Skipper, that is not Barbie's bus. The Purge is on, and the unbreakable laws are broken! The battle of the Ex X's? Is it The Predator or The Bachelor…or both?

EP 9 Blackout Window Heat Stroke

Only the RC writers know the true history of the brown M&M. What happened after Charlie won the Chocolate Factory? Can a perverted unicorn make a kid's dream come true? Maybe he shouldn't…

EP 10 The Unnamed One

Robot Chicken introduces the next animated mega-hit: The Cheese League! Oprah lands a hot guest: C'thulhu. Galactus needs a new herald. Family Double Dare breaks a few families apart, and Nickelodeon's Guts teaches a boy to score.

EP 11 Fridge Smell

Overheard in the Robot Chicken writers room: the Green Mile seems a lot longer than that. Optimus Prime never shirks his duty...except maybe jury duty. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles learn about the birds and the cloacas.

EP 12 Western Hay Batch

The ingenious Robot Chicken writers give some advice on why you should butt out of the Power Rangers' business. Obi-Wan takes the low road to the high ground. The Terminator goes back in time to stop Eve from eating the apple.

EP 13 Triple Hot Dog Sandwich on Wheat

The Property Brothers try to satisfy Lex Luthor's need for real estate. Is being a My Little Pony just a phase? The US Army finds a use for Inspector Gadget. Robot Chicken re-tells the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears.

EP 14 Joel Hurwitz Returns

The RC crew sees Daredevil wasn't the only one to lose his senses in an accident. Hogwarts doesn't teach birth control. Solid Snake gives away his position in the bathroom. The Micronauts get the greatest or worst public transportation system.

EP 15 Hopefully Salt

RC explains why Superman wishes he'd locked the door of the Fortress of Solitude. The Robot Chicken Nerd dies or has sex or neither? You are probably smarter than a fifth grader. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles get surplus military hardware.

EP 16 Yogurt in a Bag

From the minds of the writers, we watch as Liam Neeson finds his seat in the movies has been…taken. A veterinarian explains how 101 dalmatians reproduce. Monster High steals the Crypt Keeper's schtick.

EP 17 Secret of the Flushed Footlong

The RC writers uncover the outtakes from Seth Green's classic Burger King commerical. Krang lies on his online dating profile. Andy's latest toy doesn't fit in with the Toy Story gang. Huey Lewis' lost "Back to the Future" hit song.

EP 18 Food

The mic has been dropped by those hardcore Robot Chicken writers…but Walter White Jr. picks it up. The Exo-Squad's suits are ready for job #1, but not job #2. Remy makes a new kind of ratatouille.

EP 19 Not Enough Women

The writers of Robot Chicken imagine what would happen if Darth Vader learned to say "I'm Sorry." Bugs Bunny takes his cross-dressing to the next level. The Terminator changes the future a bit too much. Edna Mode gets an incredible new job.

EP 20 The Angelic Sounds of Mike Giggling

Lois Lane is dead, but was it…super murder? Batman asks if Superman can bleed, but maybe he could care less. You vote on the season 8 finale spectacular!

Season 9

EP 1 Freshly Baked: The Robot Chicken Santa Claus Pot Cookie Freakout Special: Special Edition

Happy holidays everyone, as Robot Chicken joins Santa for the one Christmas he'll never forget. The north pole elves dream of the toys of holidays past. Krampus puts in a good word for the coal industry. St. Nick meets his idol: Jared Leto.

EP 2 Hey I Found Another Sock

The Robot Chicken writers are back at work on a new season, but had to take Fury Road to get to the office! Also, Beavis has moved on from his life with Butthead, and Robot Chicken's Nerd is the latest guest in Westworld.

EP 3 Scoot to the Glute

The Robot Chicken crew wonders if Doc McStuffins can handle it in the emergency room. Investors are less than thrilled with Westworld's first generation of hosts. The Scooby gang tell each other how they really feel, with dangerous results.

EP 4 Things Look Bad for the Streepster

Daniel Tiger is taught the toughest lesson of all, thanks to Robot Chicken! A Nerd looks behind the curtain at Nick's Arcade and hates it. Jabberjaw goes on a much-needed vacation... to Amity Island.

EP 5 Mr. Mozzarella's Hamburger Skateboard Depot

The Robot Chicken team discovers the emotions of adulthood in Inside Out 2. The pig from Black Mirror tells all to Howard Stern. The Nerd forces his way through Star Wars: Force Awakens.

EP 6 Strummy Strummy Sad Sad

Robot Chicken joins the dinosaur revolution as Fred Flintstone runs for his life! Sebastian has union trouble with his orchestra. The MCU holds an intervention for Jessica Jones.

EP 7 3 2 1 2 3 3 3, 2 2 2, 3...6 6?

RC wonders how Harriet the Spy would fit into the modern world of Cyberwarfare. The Midnight Society figures out what is truly scary. Alvin and the Chipmunks play Coachella for the first and last time.

EP 8 We Don't See Much of That in 1940s America

From the geniuses in Robot Chicken's writers room, witness how far Miss Frizzle will go to survive when the Magic School Bus crashes! Harry Potter relives his golden years. Dominic Toretto gets fast and furious with the Titanic.

EP 9 Ext. Forest - Day

Robot Chicken's writers can't get a grasp of Fight Club's rules. Was old Rose's Titanic flashback just a tall tale? Zack Morris takes a time out with the Avengers.

EP 10 Factory Where Nuts Are Handled

Robot Chicken wants to show you the monster in its pocket. Megatron goes too far in Beast Wars. Wile E Coyote sees if he can Get Away With Murder!

EP 11 Never Forget

The minds at Robot Chicken uncover the real reason Indiana Jones hates snakes. Maxwell Lord gets an inside look at Supergirl's weakness. Date My Mom focuses on Jessica Rabbit's huge... personality.

EP 12 Shall I Visit the Dinosaurs?

The proud citizens of Robot Chicken stand up and demand the Furby genocide be recognized! Who watches the Watchmens' mouths? Bitch Pudding doesn't want to hear The Sound of Music.

EP 13 What Can You Tell Me About Butt Rashes?

The staff at Robot Chicken finally envision what a Sailor Earth would look like as the Sailor Scouts head out for churros. The Wicked Witch has some last-minute confessions you may not enjoy hearing. Richie Rich gets a lesson in capitalism.

EP 14 Gimme That Chocolate Milk

The Robot Chicken crew witness the straw that breaks Captain Planet's back. A Spider-Man secret is revealed thanks to J. Jonah Jameson. The Nerd realizes his problems are Legion.

EP 15 Why Is It Wet?

The creators of Robot Chicken revisit the POG craze for some reason. Mulan's disguise has worked too well. Rita Repulsa advertises a new use for her wand, and the Power Rangers refuse to pay the price!

EP 16 Jew #1 Opens a Treasure Chest

Robot Chicken is there when one of Scooby Doo's villains realizes the silliness of his plan. Super Grover's secret identity is revealed! Calvin grows up but Hobbes wants no part of it.

EP 17 He's Not Even Aiming at the Toilet

Robot Chicken reviews all the Star Wars plot holes that Galen Erso helped close in Rogue One. Peppa Pig's family deal with Brexit fallout. Some swine dare to make a knock-off of the Broadway mega-hit Hamilton.

EP 18 Your Mouth Is Hanging off Your Face

Are the Robot Chicken writers the only ones to notice that King Kong fell from the Empire State Building butt-first? The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles don't have money to pay for that pizza. The Smurfs try to Smurf themselves some Sudafed.

EP 19 No Wait, He Has a Cane

The writers of Robot Chicken tell Two-Face the most they've ever lost on a coin toss. The Joker bombs on stage, but not in our hearts. Jon Snow faces the greatest threat Westeros has ever seen!

EP 20 Hi.

Robot Chicken ends the season with a bang and some nudity as the Nerd jumps the Grand Canyon. Stranger Things are happening to the school bully… VERY Stranger Things. Witness the greatest Japanese commercial of ALL TIME!