Robot Chicken

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Season 1

Robot Chicken Christmas

This logline, much like us, is on vacation. Have a happy holiday!

Season 5

EP 1 Saving Private Gigli

Season Five of Robot Chicken opens with a bang on the beaches of Normandy! The creators imagine how Cabbage Patch Kids are made, what the real reaction to shows like STOMP! are, and we see what Skeletor is forced to do when Snake Mountain is forclosed on.

EP 2 Terms of Endaredevil

Discover the secret origins of Mo-Larr, Eternian Destist! Lara Croft makes a terrifying find in a tomb, He-Man's father proves that sometimes the apple falls very, very far from the tree, and the creators imagine how Gargamel might finally get the best of the Smurf's in Smurfitar!

EP 6 Robot Chicken's DP Christmas Special

Come celebrate the holidays with Robot Chicken and see what the very first Christmas was like! Find out what the creators imagine Batman and Robin think about their Christmas jingle - hint: don't sing it if you value your life. And the age-old question is finally answered...who's faster: Superman or Santa Claus.

Season 7

EP 2 Link's Sausages

The creators give us a look at what they believe is really behind Punky Brewster's Punky Power, Clarice Starling has a run-in with Multiple Miggs multiple times, and Skeletor tries to blow up Snake Mountain.

EP 3 Secret of the Booze

The RC writers wonder what would happen if the alien from Alien was a different alien? Bert from Sesame Street gets a new roommate, we see what The Terminator would have been like as a step-dad, and Papa Smurf sees what goes on behind the scenes in Undercover Smurf.

Season 8

EP 1 Garbage Sushi

Hollywood's so bad it's good when Godzilla fights Jason. How does Bob the Builder deal with competition from Handy Manny? Dinosaur Train's an improbable train! The Little Match girl finds a new, deadly use for her matches.

EP 2 Ants on a Hamburger

The Robot Chicken writers find out what happens when the girl from "The Ring" realizes videotape is a dead technology. Fonzie's coolness goes too far on an un-happy day. The Robot Chicken Nerd gets lost in The CW.

EP 3 Zeb and Kevin Erotic Hot Tub Canvas

How far will Pluto go to get away from his Dwarf Planet friends? There isn't an American Girl doll for everybody. Just like the creators of Robot Chicken have done in the past, The Wild Thornberrys have to get extremely wild to stay on the air.

Season 9

EP 2 Hey I Found Another Sock

The Robot Chicken writers are back at work on a new season, but had to take Fury Road to get to the office! Also, Beavis has moved on from his life with Butthead, and Robot Chicken's Nerd is the latest guest in Westworld.

EP 3 Scoot to the Glute

The Robot Chicken crew wonders if Doc McStuffins can handle it in the emergency room. Investors are less than thrilled with Westworld's first generation of hosts. The Scooby gang tell each other how they really feel, with dangerous results.

Season 10

EP 4 Hermie Nursery in: Seafood Sensation

The Queer Eye guys take on their greatest challenge! Princess Leia gets blasted into space and emerges as Super Space Leia. Robot Chicken puts together a musical number starring Offred and Commander Waterford from A Handmaid's Tale.

EP 5 Garfield Stockman in: A Voice Like Wet Ham

Freddy Krueger is getting married and just wants an answer to one simple question: Who is his father? The RC team shows what it's like being the daughter of a plastic Army Man. The Totally Spies girls learn international law...and get PTSD.

EP 6 Boogie Bardstown in: No Need, I have Coupons

The RC creators imagine what would have happened if Stretch Armstrong had lived during Medieval times. The G.I. Joe team realizes that solving real world problems aren't so easy. Gordon Ramsey gets some pretty impressive celebrity chef's.

EP 7 Snoopy Camino Lindo in: Quick and Dirty Squirrel Shot

The Scooby Gang saves Velma's from getting cancer. We see what really happened on board Noah's ark. The Robot Chicken Writers wonder what happens to all the toys that have ever been recalled.

EP 8 Molly Lucero in: Your Friend's Boob

Betty Spaghetty tries her best to save an elevator full of people. RC finds out what goes on behind Bert and Ernie's closed bedroom doors. Godzilla: The Musical comes to a Broadway theatre and brings the house down.