In an attempt to maintain his "prime," Stan explores some cosmetic solutions that could not go worse.
When Stan goes too far to keep his work friend away from Francine, she is forced to save her new "little" friend.
Hayley makes Jeff get a friend to add some mystery to their relationship but gets more mystery than she bargained for. Francine attempts to grow the world's longest fingernails.
The Smiths get new neighbors! Meanwhile, Roger dreads having to be a little boy's kite for a day.
Francine becomes an overnight sensation when a famous art dealer discovers her homemade pottery.
Hayley searches for a runaway Steve so they can go to a Shaggy concert.
It's Halloween night and Stan is missing, so the Smith gang heads to the spooky, abandoned CIA headquarters to investigate.
Klaus house sits for the Smiths while they are away on vacation; Roger investigates the origin of powerful winds plaguing the Eastern Seaboard.
Social Services threatens to take Steve away from the family when someone files a complaint about Steve's chaotic home life.
Stan and Roger go on a mission to leave their mark on humanity; Jeff finally deals with the reality of losing his signature hat.
In order to have a chance with a girl, Steve and Snot must track down a keg of 4Loko.
Francine enters the strange and dangerous world of poker in order to learn how to hide her true feelings from Steve and Hayley.
Stan and Francine go back in time to settle an argument.
Francine and Roger get lost in a good book (or five) after Francine escapes an embarrassing situation. Stan reluctantly hangs out at the library.
Stan finally decides to do something about his secret baldness and enlists the help of Josay Bosay, Roger's famed hair-stylist-to-the-stars persona.
After Stan sells off the coveted family plot, the family opens their own cemetery in the backyard with the help of basketball Hall-of-Famer Scottie Pippen.
A new friendship causes Hayley to start worrying she might be slowly turning into Francine. Steve and his friends try out for Roger's improv troupe.
Hayley and Jeff help one of Roger's personas run a solar company.
Stan and the family go out to dinner at a buffet restaurant! Meanwhile, Roger becomes a flower.
When Stan realizes he can't cry, he asks Steve to teach him empathy.
Stan gets in over his head trying to impress Toshi's dad; Klaus and Jeff head to the country for a weekend getaway.
When Principal Lewis threatens to cancel science club, Steve takes matters into his own hands in a monstrous way.
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