Stan uses a mothballed military computer to do Steve's math homework, starting the clock toward nuclear annihilation.
An aspiring inventor leaves the Farm to make a go of it in The Big City.
A lunar misstep sends Roger on an unexpected detour to New Mexico.
Hayley tries to help Roger write a book.
Steve and Principal Lewis get caught in a dangerous situation at the school; the rest of the family makes an adorable new friend.
Klaus and Jeff's friendship is threatened by Klaus's girlfriend from another realm.
When Jeff finds out that the family thinks he makes terrible decisions, he decides to take a job selling stretchy leggings to prove them wrong.
When Stan discovers anonymous love letters written to Francine, he worries that this secret admirer could threaten their relationship.
The judgmental voice in Hayley's head makes it impossible for her to enjoy a girls' night with Nerfer and Danuta.
Francine insists that Steve let her help with his school project, Stan finally fixes that shingle, and the rest of the family goes on a quest to return Gallagher's mallet.
Steve starts a work-study program and discovers that not all is what it seems at Channel 3 News. Roger seeks redemption in the Nashville country music scene.
When Roger has his famous Christmas sex party stolen from him the results are... monstrous. Stan creates a magazine for men.
When Hayley and her old boyfriend, Jeff, elope, Stan freaks out and offers a reward to anyone who can stop them, sparking a wild goose chase throughout town.
After Stan creates a clone of Steve, Francine and Stan compete with each other to determine who has better parenting skills. Meanwhile, Roger tracks down the AWOL bride and groom in Thailand.
When Francine demands that Stan get rid of his gas-guzzling SUV because it's draining the family of money, he hatches a plan with Roger at the local horse track to avoid giving up his ride.
Stan puts down liberal social programs because he thinks they're a waste of money and gives Francine a hard time for lending a helping hand at the local homeless shelter.
As Valentine's Day approaches...a cyborg version of Stan attempts to steal Francine away from Stan; Roger directs a shot-for-shot remake of the movie "The Goonies."
Stan is appalled to discover that Roger - a "Miracle On Ice" hockey team member - used steroids; Hayley finds herself falling for Reginald.
When Roger and Francine go wine-tasting, Roger plants a big kiss on Francine in a drunken moment. Francine decides to tell Stan about this incident, but when they sit down to talk, Roger convinces Stan that Francine started it all.
After concluding that Steve is too passive, Stan begins to bully him; Reggie asks Hayley out on a date.
Stan becomes the laughing stock of Langley Falls after he defecates in a swimming pool during a party.
It is Roger's birthday, and he begs to be roasted, but Roger takes the cruel jokes to heart and goes on a rampage against the Smith family.
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