Hayley and Jeff help one of Roger's personas run a solar company.
Stan tries a new, cutting edge parenting approach DNA splicing.
Roger reveals a secret passion to Klaus; Stan and Francine seek revenge on Bazooka Sharks management.
Stan's childhood imaginary friend returns to collect a debt. Klaus has a big date and needs a fishbowl upgrade.
Hayley searches for guidance and instead finds a community of 'cool butts.'
Stan is forced to partner with Jeff in a lumberjack competition. Meanwhile, Steve, Francine and Snot enter a contest to win a vintage pickup truck.
Stan and Francine go back in time to settle an argument.
Francine and Roger get lost in a good book (or five) after Francine escapes an embarrassing situation. Stan reluctantly hangs out at the library.
Stan finally decides to do something about his secret baldness and enlists the help of Josay Bosay, Roger's famed hair-stylist-to-the-stars persona.
After Stan sells off the coveted family plot, the family opens their own cemetery in the backyard with the help of basketball Hall-of-Famer Scottie Pippen.
A new friendship causes Hayley to start worrying she might be slowly turning into Francine. Steve and his friends try out for Roger's improv troupe.
Stan and the family go out to dinner at a buffet restaurant! Meanwhile, Roger becomes a flower.
Hayley and Stan compete while collecting data for the US Census. Klaus inherits a camera and has Steve and his friends model for him.
Steve sets out to stop Roger after he joins a mysterious order. Francine buys a new pasta sauce and the family starts changing.
Hayley becomes a town outcast after Stan ruins a town mural. Steve attends clown school.
Hayley witnesses harsh working conditions at the CIA and encourages action.
Stan deals with childhood issues of abandonment. Klaus starts a website to embarrass the Smith family about their fails.
Francine's dinner party goes awry when the mysterious Dinner Party Killer threatens it and the family.
Roger turns his attention to Steve's friend Snot who teaches him about Hanukkah, prompting him to convert to Judaism. Roger then decides to make Hanukkah more popular than Christmas by stealing Santa's powers, and becoming Schmanta Claus.
Stan finds an outlet for his boring stories while teaching young CIA cadets. Klaus becomes a hype man for a rapper.
Stan gets in over his head when he runs for mayor.
Stan avoids giving Steve "the talk" by joining a chastity group. The Smiths build a waterslide in the backyard.