Hayley searches for guidance and instead finds a community of 'cool butts.'
Worried that he's not smart enough for Hayley, Jeff undergoes an experimental intelligence enhancement procedure at the CIA. Roger recruits Steve to help him harvest snake venom.
Stan becomes infatuated with a doll that the CIA wants to use to spy on the Russians.
Stan moves to Chicago to become a comic while Steve and Hayley host Roger for a nice night in.
Steve and Jeff try to bond as brothers while the rest of the family visits an escape room.
When the family goes to a dude ranch, Klaus and Rogu have to work together to survive in the wilderness.
Steve spins out about his future, but a radio show about new age mysticism gives him a hopeful new understanding of life. Roger struggles to get into the adult film industry.
After a series of boring personas, Roger goes to great lengths to prove to Francine he still has "his edge".
Stan tries a new, cutting edge parenting approach DNA splicing.
Roger reveals a secret passion to Klaus; Stan and Francine seek revenge on Bazooka Sharks management.
Stan's childhood imaginary friend returns to collect a debt. Klaus has a big date and needs a fishbowl upgrade.
Stan is forced to partner with Jeff in a lumberjack competition. Meanwhile, Steve, Francine and Snot enter a contest to win a vintage pickup truck.
Hayley and Stan compete while collecting data for the US Census. Klaus inherits a camera and has Steve and his friends model for him.
Steve sets out to stop Roger after he joins a mysterious order. Francine buys a new pasta sauce and the family starts changing.
Hayley becomes a town outcast after Stan ruins a town mural. Steve attends clown school.
Hayley witnesses harsh working conditions at the CIA and encourages action.
Stan deals with childhood issues of abandonment. Klaus starts a website to embarrass the Smith family about their fails.
Francine's dinner party goes awry when the mysterious Dinner Party Killer threatens it and the family.
Roger turns his attention to Steve's friend Snot who teaches him about Hanukkah, prompting him to convert to Judaism. Roger then decides to make Hanukkah more popular than Christmas by stealing Santa's powers, and becoming Schmanta Claus.
Stan finds an outlet for his boring stories while teaching young CIA cadets. Klaus becomes a hype man for a rapper.
Stan gets in over his head when he runs for mayor.
Stan avoids giving Steve "the talk" by joining a chastity group. The Smiths build a waterslide in the backyard.