When Jeff finds out that the family thinks he makes terrible decisions, he decides to take a job selling stretchy leggings to prove them wrong.
When Stan discovers anonymous love letters written to Francine, he worries that this secret admirer could threaten their relationship.
The judgmental voice in Hayley's head makes it impossible for her to enjoy a girls' night with Nerfer and Danuta.
Francine insists that Steve let her help with his school project, Stan finally fixes that shingle, and the rest of the family goes on a quest to return Gallagher's mallet.
In an attempt to maintain his "prime," Stan explores some cosmetic solutions that could not go worse.
When Stan goes too far to keep his work friend away from Francine, she is forced to save her new "little" friend.
Hayley makes Jeff get a friend to add some mystery to their relationship but gets more mystery than she bargained for. Francine attempts to grow the world's longest fingernails.
The Smiths get new neighbors! Meanwhile, Roger dreads having to be a little boy's kite for a day.
Francine becomes an overnight sensation when a famous art dealer discovers her homemade pottery.
Hayley searches for a runaway Steve so they can go to a Shaggy concert.
Steve and Jeff try to bond as brothers while the rest of the family visits an escape room.
When the family goes to a dude ranch, Klaus and Rogu have to work together to survive in the wilderness.
Steve spins out about his future, but a radio show about new age mysticism gives him a hopeful new understanding of life. Roger struggles to get into the adult film industry.
After a series of boring personas, Roger goes to great lengths to prove to Francine he still has "his edge".
Stan tries a new, cutting edge parenting approach DNA splicing.
Roger reveals a secret passion to Klaus; Stan and Francine seek revenge on Bazooka Sharks management.
Stan's childhood imaginary friend returns to collect a debt. Klaus has a big date and needs a fishbowl upgrade.
Hayley searches for guidance and instead finds a community of 'cool butts.'
Stan is forced to partner with Jeff in a lumberjack competition. Meanwhile, Steve, Francine and Snot enter a contest to win a vintage pickup truck.
Stan and Francine go back in time to settle an argument.
Francine and Roger get lost in a good book (or five) after Francine escapes an embarrassing situation. Stan reluctantly hangs out at the library.
Stan finally decides to do something about his secret baldness and enlists the help of Josay Bosay, Roger's famed hair-stylist-to-the-stars persona.