Stan tries a new, cutting edge parenting approach DNA splicing.
Roger reveals a secret passion to Klaus; Stan and Francine seek revenge on Bazooka Sharks management.
Stan's childhood imaginary friend returns to collect a debt. Klaus has a big date and needs a fishbowl upgrade.
Hayley searches for guidance and instead finds a community of 'cool butts.'
Stan is forced to partner with Jeff in a lumberjack competition. Meanwhile, Steve, Francine and Snot enter a contest to win a vintage pickup truck.
Stan and Francine go back in time to settle an argument.
Francine and Roger get lost in a good book (or five) after Francine escapes an embarrassing situation. Stan reluctantly hangs out at the library.
Stan finally decides to do something about his secret baldness and enlists the help of Josay Bosay, Roger's famed hair-stylist-to-the-stars persona.
After Stan sells off the coveted family plot, the family opens their own cemetery in the backyard with the help of basketball Hall-of-Famer Scottie Pippen.
A new friendship causes Hayley to start worrying she might be slowly turning into Francine. Steve and his friends try out for Roger's improv troupe.
Hayley and Jeff help one of Roger's personas run a solar company.
Stan and the family go out to dinner at a buffet restaurant! Meanwhile, Roger becomes a flower.
While running an errand in Little Columbia, Stan is confronted by his hidden past.
Stan, reluctantly invites Roger into his ham club. Francine decides to scare Greg.
Thanks to Roger, Snot discovers his dead father was a demolition derby driver. Hayley takes Steve on a road trip, so he can learn to drive.
Roger tries to force Hayley into graduating from community college so he can move into her room. Klaus repairs Francine's car.
Roger helps Stan enter Francine's dreams after he becomes insecure about their contents.
Klaus leaves the family after one too many harassments. 15 years later, they reconnect for his funeral.
Roger helps Francine with her terrible cooking by bringing her to a remote Patagonian island. Stan gets a nail in his head and can't speak.
Steve babysits Roger's ex-tumor, Rogu, to prove to Francine that he's ready for the responsibility. Stan and Francine get into trouble in their respective clubs.
Hayley drives Steve to a testing center in "no good" downtown but they end up stranded in a worse suburban neighborhood. Stan, Francine, and Roger mistakenly go downtown to rescue them.
Roger enlists Jeff as his protégé in order to open his dream chivalric strip club. Klaus moves into Steve's room.
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