The judgmental voice in Hayley's head makes it impossible for her to enjoy a girls' night with Nerfer and Danuta.
Francine insists that Steve let her help with his school project, Stan finally fixes that shingle, and the rest of the family goes on a quest to return Gallagher's mallet.
In an attempt to maintain his "prime," Stan explores some cosmetic solutions that could not go worse.
When Stan goes too far to keep his work friend away from Francine, she is forced to save her new "little" friend.
Hayley makes Jeff get a friend to add some mystery to their relationship but gets more mystery than she bargained for. Francine attempts to grow the world's longest fingernails.
The Smiths get new neighbors! Meanwhile, Roger dreads having to be a little boy's kite for a day.
Francine becomes an overnight sensation when a famous art dealer discovers her homemade pottery.
Hayley searches for a runaway Steve so they can go to a Shaggy concert.
It's Halloween night and Stan is missing, so the Smith gang heads to the spooky, abandoned CIA headquarters to investigate.
Klaus house sits for the Smiths while they are away on vacation; Roger investigates the origin of powerful winds plaguing the Eastern Seaboard.
Social Services threatens to take Steve away from the family when someone files a complaint about Steve's chaotic home life.
Stan and Roger go on a mission to leave their mark on humanity; Jeff finally deals with the reality of losing his signature hat.
Jeff, Francine and Roger decide to team up and start their own bus tour business, with murderous results!
After Stan is injured, Francine nurses him back to health and he becomes dependent to her. The family discovers Tuttle is a Korean reality show star.
Stan drags the family to a labyrinth for family game night; Roger gets some geese.
Steve and the boys take part in a prison experiment to earn some cash. Meanwhile, Stan deals with the death of his CIA groundskeeper friend.
Steve's efforts to befriend a Swedish exchange student backfire in a big way; The family calls in an animal behaviorist to deal with Klaus.
Stan struggles to cope with the untimely death of his father. Meanwhile, a simple canoeing trip does catastrophic damage to Hayley and Jeff's relationship.
Klaus enlists Stan, Roger and Jeff to join him on a wild bachelor party weekend.
Concerned that Hayley is too soft-hearted, Stan attempts to make her "farm tough" by turning the house into an urban homestead.
When one of Roger's characters falls in love with Dick it effects the whole family.
Steve pushes Stan to trace the Smith family's ancestry while Hayley and Francine go undercover as Sub Hub secret shoppers.
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