When Stan is given the task of putting together the CIA calendar, Hayley attempts to destroy it. Meanwhile, Roger gets a Discover card and fakes his death to get out of paying the enormous balance.
Roger becomes a teacher at Steve's school and gets involved with a class of underprivileged kids. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine visit a retirement home and Stan decides to stay.
Francine sets out to help news anchor Greg when he and Terry split up. Roger becomes obsessed with a fictional boy from an old game called Dream Phone.
Stan, tattooed and haunted, travels a barren Langley Falls alone. Meanwhile, a mysterious element known as The Two Hundred has reigned terror on the town and separated Stan from his family.
Steve and Snot alter their futures when they throw a party for the uncool kids. Meanwhile, Roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesn't compliment his order and Stan and Francine go on vacation in Bosnia.
Stan gets in over his head when he runs for mayor.
Stan avoids giving Steve "the talk" by joining a chastity group. The Smiths build a waterslide in the backyard.
Roger becomes worried about outliving the family. Klaus opens a convenience store in the attic.
Francine falls in with a group of tough girls after becoming the new school guidance counselor. Jeff panics when he loses his hat.
After her family accuses her of being a quitter, Francine becomes a bodybuilder. Klaus claims to have invented the high five.
While in search of an identity, Jeff starts hanging out with Stan's favorite celebrity chef. Klaus gets an exciting new outfit.
In American Dad's 250th episode, Roger has a medical emergency and Stan has to take over his personas.
The family visits Possum Lake. Roger learns to ride a bike.
Steve and Roger restart their career as a twin brother acting duo. The family becomes addicted to a novelty gift shop.
Steve goes to boarding school not realizing it's an all-girls school and a parade of sitcom characters arrive to take his place at home.
Francine becomes obsessed with home security after a break in. Steve tries Hayley's laidback approach to school work.
Hayley feels left behind after Jeff becomes a star dog racing coach. Steve takes advantage of an empty house.
While trying to rekindle their marriage, Stan and Francine get trapped on a hot air balloon. The rest of the family wins a jingle writing contest.
A CIA agent will do anything to protect his homeland and family.