Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!
A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.
The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.
yrotanalpxe-fles (Hold mirror up to this text, then to your own face. You have just confronted collective despair.)
Destiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.
Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.
One billion gods working inside three trillion universes couldn't possibly create a reality this stupid.
The history of America is a narrative concerning the triumph of white supremacy.
Children are born corrupt, but gradually over time they begin to pass away and then rot.
When little ol' love finally learns to talk, it chooses instead to yowl until its throat fills with brown.
For once, the tail manages to catch its snake and gobbles it down with a side of bibleberries.
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