Dan Halen's foolish new plan prompts Early to open a foolish new business.

Granny finds love and Early loses his mind.

Early and Tammi start a band in a star-studded episode that got us a free cruise.

Early finds a priceless civil war relic and sells it for the right price.

Dan Halen finds financial bankruptcy less enjoyable than moral bankruptcy.

Introducing America's favorite animated family.

Early seeks employment in a difficult job market.

After a debilitating sports injury, Rusty is home schooled by Early.

An ancient squid ceremony leads to revelations regarding Rusty's maternity.

Revelations regarding Rusty's maternity lead to questions regarding Rusty's paternity.

Early concocts a popular new beverage.

Early and the Sheriff reach a crossroads. Not starring Charles Napier.

Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.

Early does his part to support Georgia public education.

The squids meet a legless drifter. Not featuring Patrick Swayze.

Early's party hat enrages God.

Early discovers that his magic beans are far from magic.

A giant ant-man ruins Halloween.

Granny cheats death for another week.

Early learns a valuable lesson about the downside of mind control.

Violence leads to marriage in a very special Squidbillies.

Atlanta, home of several location shots used in Six Pack, starring Kenny Rogers.

Early is indifferent to Rusty's search for truth.

Early circumvents state law.

Early ruins Christmas.

Rusty opens up a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons.

Granny indulges in the ultimate spa experience.

Perverts need love. Rusty delivers.

Early's DNA is finally put to good use.

Rusty's soul is a pawn in the endgame between good and evil.

The squids fail to learn a valuable lesson about conservation.

Lil's disregard for birth control provides a lifelong friend for Early.

Smelling youthful and sexy comes at a heavy price.

Pedal meets metal and windshield meets Rusty.

A study of the migrations and libations of the ignorant redneck land squid.

Sheriff investigates the origins of fire, and its role in the burning of the squids' house.

Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and sex is first place.

The greatest story ever told. About cartoon squids.

...About Dan Halen: An intimate look at one of history's most intriguing figures, presented in glorious English.

The Squids stalk Georgia's rarest bird because the TV box told them to.

Granny's on the prowl for love, Confederate style.

Drought is a disease. David Allan Coe is the cure.

Dan Halen tries his hand at human sacrifice.

A pointless and moronic tale of the dangers of going green.

Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.

An accident leads to rage leads to friendship leads to love leads to murder leads to political success.

Books are a window to an amazing new world, and that's why they're wrong.

Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.

Rusty discovers that steroids have no negative repercussions.

Oldest living confederate widow doesn't say anything of real relevance.

The Sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.

Early learns to deal with rage by punching it in the face.

The Cuylers slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God's Bro.

Early learns the importance of family, and profiting off them.

When the media sensationalizes his son's disappearance, Early finds the coverage to be sensational.

The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.

Early decides to remain faithful to all 97 of his new wives.

When his father is placed on death row, Early snaps to action and tries on a new hat.

The squids are fed up with government attempts to improve their lives.

Advances in modern technology allow Early to visit Florida.

Early's twisted dreams come true when Granny suffers a life-mangling injury.

Early's GPS shows him the fastest route from friendship to obsession, avoiding all toll roads.

Clowny Daggers!

Rusty's special talent is playing football. Early's special talent is exploiting Rusty.

Terror ensues after Early shoots a cow belonging to Al-Qaeda.

Early's asbestos addiction finally catches up with him.

At his high school reunion, the Sheriff settles an old score.

Early proves he's smarter than a town full of idiots.

Early brings his message to the people whether they want it or not.

Rusty discovers the joys of being a teenage father.

Early's parenting skills are called into question by a magical snowman.

Early protests the arrival of a big box store by working there.

Scoot over, alcohol and inhalants, Early has a new addiction.

Gaga Pee Pap returns to pass the family ignorance on to Rusty.

Rusty sacrifices his mediocre dreams to support the family that abandons him.

When a serial killer is on the loose, Sheriff turns to the town's stupidest citizen for help.

Sheriff and Rusty go on a manhunt for Early at Lake Okaleechee.

Lil's loved ones try to get her re-addicted to drugs.

Early gets jealous that Rusty has been taking the credit for all the crimes Early blamed on him.

Sheriff almost makes the biggest mistake of his life, then does.

Early becomes king of a local cave.

Early goes on a rampage with the ghost of his dead father.

Rusty ducks his responsibilities as a deadbeat dad to become an amateur crime-fighter.

America declares war on Early's new neighborhood.

Deputy Sheriff Denny runs for Sheriff against Sheriff Sheriff.

A new judge takes the controversial stance of punishing criminals.

The squids have a nuanced and well thought out debate on the controversial practice of fracture mining.

Early sells out to liberal Hollywood.

Early shoots Rusty to prove that guns should be legal.

Early takes one for the team, the wrong team, in the battle over marriage equality.

Early trades his legs for walking around money.

Dan Halen faces his own mortality and finds solace in an ancient religion.

Rusty commits a felony offense to prove he's a good dad.

Early triggers the collapse of society so he can enjoy his expensive new doomsday bunker.

Sheriff's dad, the Sheriff, breaks the law to break down social barriers.

Early discovers there's more than one way to beat a feeble old woman.

Early puts his love in all the wrong places.

Early loses the love of his life.

Early learns the value of a hard day's work done by someone else.

The Cuylers donate their bodies to science while they can still make money from them.

Early unwittingly wraps himself in the symbol of his own oppression.

Early pulls from a bag of tricks to vanquish his grandson.

Sheriff tries stand-up comedy and kills himself.

Sheriff's old classmate makes the mistake of returning to town.

You can take the squid out of the boy, but it's not covered by insurance.

Rest in Peace, Scott Hilley.

Jealousy sparks industry sparks grave robbery sparks the apocalypse.

Rusty's new friend gets invited to a very special Thanksgiving dinner.

Justice is served, mayo free.

Grab deez nutz and Guzzle up!

Sheriff discovers alcohol at the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.

Early's most confusing conspiracy theory turns out to be false.

It takes a man to make the women's room safe from men who think they're women.

Early exploits himself for attention.

Everyone lies and all the houses burn.

Two idiots argue about stuff nobody cares about.

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!

Two idiots open competing taquerias mere feet from one another.