The Cuylers donate their bodies to science while they can still make money from them.

You can take the squid out of the boy, but it's not covered by insurance.

Rest in Peace, Scott Hilley.

Jealousy sparks industry sparks grave robbery sparks the apocalypse.

Rusty's new friend gets invited to a very special Thanksgiving dinner.

Early becomes king of a local cave.

Early goes on a rampage with the ghost of his dead father.

Rusty ducks his responsibilities as a deadbeat dad to become an amateur crime-fighter.

America declares war on Early's new neighborhood.

Deputy Sheriff Denny runs for Sheriff against Sheriff Sheriff.

A study of the migrations and libations of the ignorant redneck land squid.

Sheriff investigates the origins of fire, and its role in the burning of the squids' house.

Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and sex is first place.

The greatest story ever told. About cartoon squids.

...About Dan Halen: An intimate look at one of history's most intriguing figures, presented in glorious English.