Mother, May I Dance with Mary Jane's Fist?: A Lifetone Original Movie
In this homage to the melodramatic made-for-TV-movie genre, aspiring ballerina Mary Jane Stevens moves to a new town with her emotionally abusive mother in hopes of escaping her physically abusive father.
The Newbridge Tourism Board Presents: "We're Newbridge, We're Comin' To Get Ya!"
Sure, Newbridge, NJ is known as "the muffler capital of the world," but it's SO much more than that. Learn about the fascinating, often insane past and present of the town George Washington quickly decided against making the capital of the US.
It's a remote-controlled helicopter that also makes a farting noise, like a flying whoopee cushion. The infomercial is hosted by a young, fast-talking, super-enthused kid who shows all the hilarious ways fartcopter can be used to make your friends laugh. Oh, and also if you switch fartcopter to DRONE mode, it becomes a military-grade killing machine. Kids love that too!
The Xtacles - Operation: Murderous Conclusions
The Xtacles are called upon once again by Evil President Stan to solve the mystery of who "desecrated" the President's extravagant new statue. Using their typical mix of rash judgment, and murderous conclusions, the Xtacles pin the crime on an innocent man. Case Closed.
The Xtacles - Operation: Mountain Punch
Paralyzed by a lack of leadership, The Xtacles struggle with the decision to decide about future decisions. Meanwhile, terrorists are systematically destroying the Rocky Mountains. Evil President Stan has no choice but to call on the Xtacles to stop the destruction of America's Favorite Mountain Range.
Penguins Behind Bars
The penguin named Doris Fairfeather is framed by her boyfriend Charlie Abaloney, for pearl robbery, and is sentenced to 10 years in prison. While in prison, one of her prison-mate, Mad'm Millie, teaches Doris the life of prison, and also gives Doris the tip how to clear her name in the pearl robbery.