Royal Crackers

Theo's Comeback Tour

Theo kicks off his solo career by going on a world tour. Meanwhile, back at the Hornsby Manor, Stebe and Deb take the opportunity to experiment with hard drugs.

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Season 2

EP 1 Fight for J. Davis High

When Royal Crackers gets removed from school lunch for a more healthy alternative, it polarizes the town. Battle lines are drawn, and the Hornsby's find themselves fighting a war they don't know if they can win.

EP 2 Catalina

Stebe's bad dreams lead him and Theo on a mission to discover secrets about their father's dark past.

EP 3 MyCycle

Deb's new found love of riding her exercise bike drives a wedge between her and Stebe. Theo's attempt to bond with his father fails, turning him into a vulnerable mess.

EP 4 Bro Down

Darby can't make time to hang out with Theo because he's got a new girlfriend whom he's infatuated with, even though she might want to murder him.

EP 5 Bidai

When a King from half a world away invites the remaining members of TainT to perform for him, Theo, Stebe and Moey D, end up getting ensnared in a spy mission that tests their allegiances to Nu-Metal and puts all of their lives at risk.

EP 6 Tracker

After Matt embarrasses the family, Stebe and Theo decide to discipline him the way their father used to, by leaving him to fend for himself in the middle of nowhere.

EP 7 MALL

The Bakersfield Mall grand reopening quickly turns into a bloodbath because there's a haunted escalator that wants to exact revenge on Stebe.

EP 8 Rachel

Rachel is tasked with saving the company, but when she's called to a meeting with her family, she has to decide if she wants to save the company, or all of humanity.

EP 9 Prison

Stebe gets sent to white collar prison, where he quickly becomes one of the most popular inmates. However, when Theo gets locked up too, Stebe's position as the 'cool guy' comes under threat.

EP 10 Dog

Matt brings home a stray dog that keeps attacking Theodore Sr. Meanwhile, in the past, Young Theodore's empire begins to crumble.

Season 1

EP 1 Pilot

Tragedy strikes the Hornsby family when their beloved patriarch and founder of Royal Crackers, Theodore Hornsby Sr., falls into a 'super coma'.

EP 2 Theo's Comeback Tour

Theo kicks off his solo career by going on a world tour. Meanwhile, back at the Hornsby Manor, Stebe and Deb take the opportunity to experiment with hard drugs.

EP 3 Factory 37

Royal Crackers' most profitable factory is due for an inspection, but when a brand new no-nonsense health inspector arrives, the team has to work extra hard to make sure Factory 37 is up to code.

EP 4 Stebe

When Theo's old charismatic friend and former bandmate shows up unexpectedly at the Hornsby Manor, Stebe is thrown into a full-blown identity crisis.

EP 5 Business Mom

Deb becomes the target of intense internet backlash after an altercation at the local grocery store earns her widespread infamy.

EP 6 Mayworth

A botched birthday party makes Theodore Hornsby Sr. recount a troubling event from his past.

EP 7 The .1%

The Hornsby family attends a deviant billionaire's annual yacht party, which is reserved exclusively for "The .1%," the richest billionaires in the world.

EP 8 Casa de Darby

The Hornsby's head to Burbank, California when Stebe lands Royal Crackers a lucrative brand integration deal with a very popular Latin American sitcom, "Casa De Papa."

EP 9 CrackerCon

It's time for the team to head to beautiful Primm, Nevada and attend the Super Bowl for global snack food companies, "CrackerCon."

EP 10 Craftopia

When Matt's computer is destroyed by an internet prankster named Zane, he takes a job at Royal Crackers to save enough money to buy a replacement.