Mongo Wrestling Alliance
Rusty Quits Wrasslin'
Rusty becomes disgusted with the treacherous slimey world of professional Wrestling. He quits and moves in with his college girlfriend and becomes a health supplement salesman. He realizes that Pro Wrestling has damaged him to the point where he can't be a normal human.
EP 1 Behold the Mongo Wrestling Alliance
College Wrestling Champion Rusty Kleberkuh announces that he is going "Pro". Baron Kleberkuh and Stack Johnson quickly school him to the fact that it takes more than being a great wrestler to make it in the treacherous world of pro wrestling. Rusty ignores them and fights for a Mongo Wrestling Alliance title match, but first he must overcome the seductive and bloodthirsty Smashley Adams and the mysterious menace known as "La Infestacion".
EP 2 To Trap a Giant
Johnny DuBose and Rusty's family each try to court the biggest wrestler in the world: the moronic hillbilly man-mountain Booter Lee Bogg. They bribe him with hot ladies, mountains of food and a deepfat fryer made of gold but Booter worries that if he wrestles he will wake up an ancient demon and it will emerge, hungering for blood.
EP 8 Brianna Beautiful Butt Ballerina
Rusty becomes obsessed with a ballerina after attending a performance of the "Swan Lake." Hillbilly monster Booter Lee Bogg becomes insanely aroused by the thought of a half-goose, half-woman while seeing the same production. Rusty joins the ballet to get next to Brianna. It probably won't end well.