Nancy decides she needs a face-lift, and Dale comes up with a not-so-foolproof scheme to acquire the money.
Hank, Dale, Bill and Boomhauer enter the Durndle County Lawn Mower Races, but Hank is almost sidelined by debilitating back pain that is diagnosed as the result of the genetic condition of not having a rear end.
Bobby poses as a high school student with a failing kidney, so that he can enjoy the perks of high school life. Dale goes into the Port-A-Potty business.
To Hank's chagrin, Bobby learns to protect himself by kicking boys in the groin.
After Peggy is conned into buying an expensive at-home Ph.D. course, she comes up with a plan to scam the scammers.
