While Minh and Kahn are in Hawaii, Connie experiences her first period...causing Hank enormous embarrassment.
After winning an Alamo beer contest, Hank travels to the Superdome for a chance to win a large cash prize; Bill visits his lusty relatives at a Louisiana chateau.
The Hills find themselves stranded for Thanksgiving when bad weather shuts down the airport.
Hank strikes up a friendship with a man just like himself, straining his relationship with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer; Cotton puts up his own child as collateral so he can test drive a new car.
Bobby befriends a wild raccoon that may or may not have infected Ladybird and Dale with rabies.
