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2020

EP 1 Piggy

A Silicon Valley mega-corporation beta tests its first genetically engineered employee.

EP 2 Skeleton Landlord

After two hip young tenants fail to pay their rent 12 months in a row, Skeleton pays them a visit and quickly realizes his need to appear cool vastly outweighs his desire for rent money.

EP 3 Wormholes

Ben goes down a late-night internet wormhole of bad advice and growing neuroses.

EP 4 11 Minute Whambam 90s Ride!

Lead by world-renowned fitness and spinning instructor Tay Tay Mac, you'll burn calories and have a blast in this intense and rewarding 11 minute stationary bike workout! Transformation and perspiration through SPINSPERATION!

EP 5 A Life In Questions: Wisdom School with Aaron Chen

When the legendary interviewer Aaron Chen was 9, he stole a microphone and conducted his first on the street vox-pop. 2000 chinwags and 3000 chats later, the Wisdom School adult learning platform.

EP 6 Rate the Cookie

A game show where Jo Firestone sets up a cookie tasting in a parking lot to try to make friends. Contestants must ultimately decide between a friendship and $50 cash.

EP 7 Danny Ketchup

Action. In this latest installment of the blockbuster movie franchise, super agent Danny Ketchup must save the world from terrorists who have developed a Supergun with bullets the size of Washington, D.C.

2016

EP 2 M.O.P.Z.

A lazy janitor builds a robot to do his dirty work.

EP 3 Giles Vanderhoot

No one is better at portraying rehabilitationamalist Giles Vanderhoot than Vanderhoot himself.

EP 4 Live at the Necropolis: Lords of Synth

Three legendary synth musicians compete in a cosmic battle for synth dominance, in this recently-unearthed concert from 1986.

2015

EP 1 This House Has People in It

Event from account 00437: Subject 3 prone on kitchen floor. ABSurveillanceSolutions.com

2014

EP 5 Too Many Cooks

In this pilot episode we are introduced to the fun-loving Cook family. Starring Ken Delozier, Tara Ochs, and others. Created by Drew and Yvonne Asparagus and written and directed by Casper Kelly. "Too many cooks may spoil the broth, but they fill our hearts with love." Go to Hell.

EP 7 In Search of Miracle Man

In Search of Miracle Man asks viewers to join their cult's quest to find a mystical being roaming the world performing really cool miracles.

EP 8 Smart Pipe

Everything in our lives is connected to the internet, so why not our toilets? Take a tour of Smart Pipe, the hot new tech startup that turns your waste into valuable information and fun social connectivity.

EP 9 Book of Christ

Three experts explore the newly-discovered Book of Christ, the first and only book of the Bible written by Jesus himself.

EP 10 Frank Pierre Presents: Pierre Resort & Casino

Renowned billionaire Frank Pierre invites you to tour his brand new Hotel and Casino.

EP 11 Unedited Footage of a Bear

This is unedited raw footage of a bear I filmed with my cell phone. I'm not sure what kind of bear this is.