After watching a documentary about the dangers of food, Lois decides to change the family's eating habits to a healthier one. Peter tries quinoa for the first time and his body immediately begins to reject it.
Peter wins a fantasy weekend for two at Fenway Park in the church raffle. Although Cleveland, Joe and Quagmire all vie for the second spot, Peter decides to take Lois along with him.
When Principal Shepard is suspended from James Woods High after a mental breakdown due to his ugly divorce, Peter volunteers to take his place as interim Principal.
The Griffins go to a waterpark for Lois and Peter's anniversary (his idea), where Chris meets a girl named Isabella and decides to ask her out. She wants to say yes, but she informs Chris that she has two young children.
Lois has a girls' night out with Bonnie and Donna where they decide to prank call their husbands. After Lois's friends ridicule their spouses, Lois decides to pretend to be Peter's long lost daughter.