Peter and the guys are invited on a Bahamas couples' vacation with their wives. Upon arrival, their host reveals that they're at a "couples' counseling retreat."
After watching a bad sequel to their favorite horror film, "Maniac Pope", Peter and the guys decide they could write a better scary movie themselves.
After Quagmire shows off his cooking skills to the gang, Lois suggests that he audtion for Channel 5's new cooking show.
It's nearly Fathers' Day, and when Peter learns about Joe's distant relationship with his father Bud, he invites Bud to town.
As the guys go through Quagmire’s father’s old clothes, Peter finds a bunch of VHS tapes of a Korean soap opera called Winter Summer. It turns out Quagmire starred in the show years earlier while he was stationed in Busan with the Navy.
Brian decides to do stand up comedy, but when his set begins to tank, he starts stealing Stewie's Twitter material.
After learning his childhood home has finally been sold after his mother’s death, Peter and the gang plan on breaking in to retrieve Peter’s old porn video collection.
Peter's estranged sister Karen shows up to the Griffin family's Thanksgiving dinner, and Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire realize that she is the famous wrestler, Heavy Flo.
Peter takes his family to a fancy restaurant and falls in love with his toothpick. When Peter accidentally swallows it, he goes back to the restaurant to get another one.
Peter, Cleveland, and Quagmire are super excited about going to the Seriously Wicked Bull Run, but they're worried that Joe would be dead weight.
When Principal Shepard is suspended from James Woods High after a mental breakdown due to his ugly divorce, Peter volunteers to take his place as interim Principal.
The Griffins go to a waterpark for Lois and Peter's anniversary (his idea), where Chris meets a girl named Isabella and decides to ask her out. She wants to say yes, but she informs Chris that she has two young children.
Lois has a girls' night out with Bonnie and Donna where they decide to prank call their husbands. After Lois's friends ridicule their spouses, Lois decides to pretend to be Peter's long lost daughter.