The solution to making good on a ten million dollar bid Peter makes at a charity auction seems to be donating a mansion Lois just inherited from an aunt -- until the building, formerly a warehouse, is deemed worthless.
When Peter's dad is forced to retire, he is hired on at Peter's factory, but the old man quickly creates misery with his autocratic style. Peter's idea for getting him fired again -- convince him to kidnap the Pope.
When worldwide disasters usher in the new millennium, the Griffins relocate to a new town where Peter becomes the weapon-championing leader of the citizens of this new world, who eventually run the family out of town.
A therapist tells Brian his carpet-wetting is the result of his repressed feelings for Lois.
When Stewie is placed in a foster home because Meg falsely claims he's a crack baby in order to get bigger tips as a waitress, the neighborhood puts aside its differences to get him back.
In an attempt to avoid a hospital bill, Peter pretends he's dead, thereby attracting, then trying to outrun, Death. When Peter injures Death in a scuffle, he must temporarily take over Death's unpopular duties.
Peter wrestles control away from Lois during a Quahog Players theatre group production of "The King and I," making the play into a cyborg battle, complete with bikini-clad dancing girls.
Peter's sexist remarks at work land him face-to-face with feminist attorney Gloria Ironbacks, who sends him to a sensitivity training class that makes him too sensitive.
Peter gets a reputation for being a healer when he miraculously cures a made-up disease Chris uses as part of a scam on the Grant-A-Dream Foundation.
Lois and Peter face off against each other in a bitter run for the school board, culminating in Peter spreading lies and sexy pictures of Lois around town.
When Stewie complains that his tricycle has been stolen, Peter and his friends are spurred into action. Peter finds the kid responsible, and the success leads the group to start a detective agency for kids.
Stewie fears that he and Brian are growing apart after Brian avoids several invitations to hangout. In an effort to rekindle their friendship, Stewie decides that having a baby would bring them back together.
After Cleveland diffuses an argument between Quagmire and Joe, Peter encourages him to open his own therapy office. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job as a TSA agent, and revels in the positive attention she gets for being the "office hottie".