The family visits Possum Lake. Roger learns to ride a bike.
Roger pushes himself to the breaking point by working non-stop at his dive bar. When he suffers a heart attack, Roger decides to sell the bar to a company that promises to continue his vision. Upon returning to visit, Roger sees that the dive bar has been completely remade as a family friendly restaurant.
Roger has been acting incredibly needy and clingy with the family. He senses something in the air that is affecting his behavior but he can't tell where its coming from. Roger leads Francine to a forest where they find a crashed alien ship, with the alien still alive.
When her efforts to save the planet prove hopeless, Hayley decides that she might get more attention if she becomes a blonde. Meanwhile, Stan and Steve go on a mission to find a new home for the Smiths.
When Bullock sends a drone to do the job Stan and his colleagues are supposed to do, Stan is determined to prove that humans are better than robots. Meanwhile, Francine and the rest of the family participate in a slow motion race in the living room.
Steve and Snot are fed up with being bullied. When they enroll in a karate class, Snot is brainwashed by the sensei and it's Steve’s mission to get him back. Meanwhile, Klaus develops a horrible odor and is forced to be an outside pet.
Hayley becomes a town outcast after Stan ruins a town mural. Steve attends clown school.
Hayley witnesses harsh working conditions at the CIA and encourages action.
Stan deals with childhood issues of abandonment. Klaus starts a website to embarrass the Smith family about their fails.
Francine's dinner party goes awry when the mysterious Dinner Party Killer threatens it and the family.
Roger turns his attention to Steve's friend Snot who teaches him about Hanukkah, prompting him to convert to Judaism. Roger then decides to make Hanukkah more popular than Christmas by stealing Santa's powers, and becoming Schmanta Claus.
Stan finds an outlet for his boring stories while teaching young CIA cadets. Klaus becomes a hype man for a rapper.
Stan gets in over his head when he runs for mayor.
Stan avoids giving Steve "the talk" by joining a chastity group. The Smiths build a waterslide in the backyard.
Roger becomes worried about outliving the family. Klaus opens a convenience store in the attic.
Francine falls in with a group of tough girls after becoming the new school guidance counselor. Jeff panics when he loses his hat.
After her family accuses her of being a quitter, Francine becomes a bodybuilder. Klaus claims to have invented the high five.
While in search of an identity, Jeff starts hanging out with Stan's favorite celebrity chef. Klaus gets an exciting new outfit.
In American Dad's 250th episode, Roger has a medical emergency and Stan has to take over his personas.
Steve and Roger restart their career as a twin brother acting duo. The family becomes addicted to a novelty gift shop.
Steve goes to boarding school not realizing it's an all-girls school and a parade of sitcom characters arrive to take his place at home.
Francine becomes obsessed with home security after a break in. Steve tries Hayley's laidback approach to school work.
