Steve discovers his mom has never stopped giving him her breastmilk.
Stan, Francine and Roger concoct the perfect plan to rob a bank but agree never to do it. Peace reigns.
Hayley and Jeff take a staycation at a nearby luxury resort, while the CIA is forced to rebrand.
After a freak accident, Stan and Roger end up stuck together in the worst possible way. Klaus contends with an impostor.
The family's dream of climbing Mount Everest turns into a nightmare when Stan tries to save a buck and takes them to a different, cheaper mountain.
It's the grand reopening of the old Langley Falls boardwalk, and no one's more pumped than the Smiths.
Klaus house sits for the Smiths while they are away on vacation; Roger investigates the origin of powerful winds plaguing the Eastern Seaboard.
Social Services threatens to take Steve away from the family when someone files a complaint about Steve's chaotic home life.
Stan and Roger go on a mission to leave their mark on humanity; Jeff finally deals with the reality of losing his signature hat.
In order to have a chance with a girl, Steve and Snot must track down a keg of 4Loko.
Francine enters the strange and dangerous world of poker in order to learn how to hide her true feelings from Steve and Hayley.
Suspicious about Hayley's mysterious, newfound wealth, Francine decides to get to the bottom of it. Roger sets out to make Stan an internet celebrity.
When Steve gives the family better Christmas gifts than Stan, Stan goes to great lengths to regain his title of "King of Presents."
While running an errand in Little Columbia, Stan is confronted by his hidden past.
Stan abducts The Weeknd to teach Roger a valuable lesson. Meanwhile, Hayley attempts to sleep with the celebrity singer.
When Stan sees a middle-school classmate, he feels compelled to right an old wrong; Roger feels a cold coming on.
Hayley takes extreme measures to help Klaus from being deported while the rest of the family tries to open a coconut.
Jeff, Francine and Roger decide to team up and start their own bus tour business, with murderous results!
After Stan is injured, Francine nurses him back to health and he becomes dependent to her. The family discovers Tuttle is a Korean reality show star.
Steve babysits Roger's ex-tumor, Rogu, to prove to Francine that he's ready for the responsibility. Stan and Francine get into trouble in their respective clubs.
Hayley drives Steve to a testing center in "no good" downtown but they end up stranded in a worse suburban neighborhood. Stan, Francine, and Roger mistakenly go downtown to rescue them.
Roger enlists Jeff as his protégé in order to open his dream chivalric strip club. Klaus moves into Steve's room.