When Boomhauer's brother, Patch, announces he's getting married to Boomhauer's old girlfriend, Hank mistakenly comes to believe that Boomhauer is out to sabotage the wedding.
Reborn to be Wild
Hank reacts with horror when Bobby's bible study group turns out to be populated with Christian skate punks who wear tattoos and dress like rockers; Dale and his friends form a Last Supper club.
New Cowboy on the Block
When a faded Dallas Cowboys' football player moves into the neighborhood, Hank and his friends are elated-until he begins acting like a bully.
Flirting with the Master
A dashing Mexican television star asks Peggy to spend two weeks South of the Border to tutor his children. But Peggy gets the feeling that the actor wants to have an affair with her.
After the Mold Rush
Hank enters his house in Arlen's Parade of Homes showcase. But when the Hill house tests positive for mold, Hank and his family must relocate to a seedy hotel.
Rich Hank, Poor Hank
When Bobby mistakenly believes that his parents are rich, he steals Hank's credit card and goes on a shopping spree.
Ceci N'est Pas Une King of the Hill
Hank commissions Peggy to create some artwork to satisfy the local zoning board after they approve a Strickland Propane expansion-but Peggy is humiliated when an art dealer promotes her as an illiterate hillbilly; Dale buys a suit of armor and behaves as if he's invincible.