An Officer and a Gentle Boy
When Bobby repeatedly disobeys Hank, he is forced to attend the same boot camp Cotton went to in his youth. But to Cotton's horror, the once draconian facility now mollycoddles its cadets.
The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
When Hank teaches Bobby the basics of propane sales, Bobby ignores the advice and uses his own strategy-with impressive results; Bill sails away in a lawn chair tied to weather balloons; Peggy worries that the liver cleanser she purchased is poisoning her.
The Good Buck
Hank and Peggy become concerned when the leering Buck Strickland ends up in Luanne's Bible study class; Bobby skips gym class to have tea and scones at the posh Hotel Arlen.
Be True To Your Fool
When Bill infects Hank with head lice, he's forced to shave off his hair... only to discover the name "Bill" tattooed on his scalp.
Night and Deity
Dale meets the woman of his dreams when the neighborhood becomes infested with pigeons; Hank serves as Luanne's designated driver on her birthday... only to end up getting drunk.