Choose silence, always.
There's a new show in town.
Sheriff tries to cheer up Carl by finding him a bald cure. Meanwhile, Tommy feels responsible for jeopardizing an astronaut's life.
When Goodman buries his family TV, it rises from the grave, demanding to be entertained.
When Sheriff confesses to his secret encounters with "Sunday Man", a man made of ice-cream, Sheriff finds that the truth is hard to swallow.
Previously, on Momma Named Me Sheriff...
When the President of the United States comes to Old Town for a sleep over at Sheriff's, Sheriff turns into a dinosaur and eats a bunch of children. Just kidding, that doesn't happen, but some other stuff does. Just watch it.
