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When Floyd eats Sheriff's hat, Sheriff becomes convinced that nobody will respect his authority without it.
When Sheriff learns that he was once a bully to a long lost schoolmate, he sets out to right his wrong.
When Sheriff and Deputy Goodman get stuck in their cruiser, Sheriff tries to use their time to get to know each other better.
When Goodman's legs get cut off and stolen, his search for the leg thief lands him in the first grade, where he is mistaken for a child.
Sheriff tries to cheer up Carl by finding him a bald cure. Meanwhile, Tommy feels responsible for jeopardizing an astronaut's life.
When Goodman buries his family TV, it rises from the grave, demanding to be entertained.
When Sheriff confesses to his secret encounters with "Sunday Man", a man made of ice-cream, Sheriff finds that the truth is hard to swallow.
Previously, on Momma Named Me Sheriff...
When the President of the United States comes to Old Town for a sleep over at Sheriff's, Sheriff turns into a dinosaur and eats a bunch of children. Just kidding, that doesn't happen, but some other stuff does. Just watch it.
