Hank tries to win the Renaissance Faire propane account by getting Peggy to work at the Faire. But, when Peggy is sentenced to the stocks for protesting the treatment of female employees, Hank must joust to defend his wife's honor.
Hank discovers that Connie has a talent for bluegrass music, and arranges a trip to Branson to enter her in a fiddle contest.
When Cotton's WWII veteran's group, the VFW, is threatened with bankruptcy, Hank suggests the group invite Vietnam vets to become members.
Peggy pretends to be a nun in order to land a permanent teaching position.
Bill gets drunk and steals a military tank after learning he was used as a guinea pig in a secret Army experiment.
