After Peter gets stuck overnight on the kiddy train at the Quahog Mall, he becomes jealous when Lois fawns over the handsome new Channel 5 reporter, Dallas Portland, who interviews him.
Chris decides to run for homecoming king and, to the surprise of everyone, wins! Lois, Brian, and Stewie fear that Chris's classmates only voted for him in order to pull a prank on him at the dance.
Brian calls tech support for his computer and quickly hits it off with Padma, the female tech support operator from India. Brian flies to India to meet her with Stewie tagging along.
While throwing rotten apples into oncoming traffic with Peter, Chris hits the car of the coach of the James Woods High School baseball team. Impressed with his arm, Coach Doyle asks Chris to join the team.
When Lois catches Stewie and Brian watching something inappropriate and puts on a children's music program instead, a frustrated Stewie decides to write his own baby songs with Brian. The two form a band, "Red Shirt, Blue Shirt".
