Peter coaxes Lois into entering an amateur boxing match, where Lois easily defeats her opponent - launching her career as a professional pugilist.
After Brian writes a bestselling self-help book, he hires Stewie to be his publicist - and begins treating him poorly during a book promotion.
Brian and Stewie take their adventures to the North Pole to seek out Santa Claus.
Peter ruins his kidneys after concocting his own energy drink, prompting Brian to volunteer donating his organs; as President Obama plans on visiting the high school, Chris plagiarizes Meg's thoughts for an essay on hope.
As Christmas approaches...Peter tells the story of the Nativity, with friends and family members appearing as biblical characters.
