Delocated
Season 1
Pilot
The story of a family in the witness protection program who have been given their own reality show. Moved to New York city from the small town the government placed them in, they wear ski masks at all times to protect their identities, trying to live their anonymous lives on camera while attempting to avoid being murdered by the Russian mob.
EP 1 Bar Mitzvah
"Jon" does not like the theme that "David" has chosen for his Bar Mitzvah.
EP 2 Good Buds
"Jon" fires Mike so they can officially be friends.
EP 3 Rage Cage
"Jon" opens his own business. He also meets a woman who ends up becoming his new girlfriend.
EP 4 The Soother
"Jon" becomes a successful children's lullaby personality while his girlfriend Kim is out of town on a yoga retreat.
EP 5 Members Only
"Jon" joins a country club. A TV movie is made about "Susan's" life.
EP 6 Sick Of It!
"Jon" gets tired of having cameras following his every move.
Season 2
EP 1 Decoys
A new government program is instituted to help protect "Jon".
EP 2 Conversion
Several personal challenges, along with the Mirminsky's stepping things up, begin to take their toll on "Jon".
EP 3 Dog Mayor
"Jon" pursues his passions for dogs and sub sandwiches.
EP 4 Mixer
"Jon" enjoys a weekend convention for members of the witness protection program. Sergei and Yvgeny bond.
EP 5 Jon He Does It
"Jon" gets his own prank show.
EP 6 Mole
A mole is discovered in the witness protection decoy program.
EP 7 Kim's Krafts
Kim opens her own crafts store.
EP 8 'Fidence
"Jon" helps Jay the doorman learn some valuable life lessons.
EP 9 Tap
"Jon" gets some shocking news that changes his life.
EP 10 RV B&B
Network budget cuts hit "Jon" and Delocated hard.
EP 11 David's Girlfriend
"Jon" is stunned when he finds out who David's new girlfriend is.
EP 12 Coma
"Jon" is pushed to the brink in a shocking season finale.
Season 3
EP 1 Lipples
"Jon" has to deal with several major changes to his life. Yvgeny falls in love, but the Mirminskys get bad news.
EP 2 Skins
"Jon" buys a sweet new item for his sweet new loft. The Mirminsky's contemplate revenge for the murder of their father.
EP 3 Midnight Munchingtons
"Jon" discovers he has an amazing talent. The Wang Cho's press "Jon" for more money.
EP 4 Camping
"Jon" takes David for a weekend in the country. Todd Barry gets engaged.
EP 5 Warm-Up
"Jon" hires a warm-up comic for his life. Yvgeny prepares to start his vodka business.
EP 6 Sample
"Jon" goes on a silent strike. Yvgeny's girlfriend Trish has an affair.
EP 7 Friend
"Jon" realizes he doesn't have any friends. The Mirminsky's hire someone new.
EP 8 TB's Mom
TB gets some bad news from his mom. "Jon" asks out his dry cleaner. The Wang Cho's seek revenge for the murder of Bohai.
EP 9 Jon Done Gone Nuts
"Jon" tries to take more control of his life. War seems imminent between the Mirminsky's and the Wang Cho's.
EP 10 Reunion Show
Things go wrong at Delocated's first ever Reunion Special.