Miss Censordoll, Moralton's intolerant librarian, takes Orel under her wing as her apprentice and teaches him how to be offended.
Orel finally gets Stephanie, the town atheist, to go to church.
The pressure is on when Orel needs to win this years Praying Bee.
Orel teaches the school bully that the best defense is no defense.
When Orel discovers the Missing Link on a camping trip, he learns the meaning of Geniusis.
When Doughy becomes Orel's shooting coach, he discovers that his student has quite the "itchy trigger finger."
Discontent with being raised by his octogenarian Father and depressed, middle-aged half sister, Joe searches for a more vibrant guardian.
Bloberta ponders Orel's question: "Why did you marry Dad?"
Clay considers the tradition of passing Ol' Gunny down from generation to generation.
Stephanie is hell-bent on Orel having a better experience than her own at the school's annual "Arms Length Dance."