College Wrestling Champion Rusty Kleberkuh announces that he is going "Pro". Baron Kleberkuh and Stack Johnson quickly school him to the fact that it takes more than being a great wrestler to make it in the treacherous world of pro wrestling. Rusty ignores them and fights for a Mongo Wrestling Alliance title match, but first he must overcome the seductive and bloodthirsty Smashley Adams and the mysterious menace known as "La Infestacion".
Johnny DuBose and Rusty's family each try to court the biggest wrestler in the world: the moronic hillbilly man-mountain Booter Lee Bogg. They bribe him with hot ladies, mountains of food and a deepfat fryer made of gold but Booter worries that if he wrestles he will wake up an ancient demon and it will emerge, hungering for blood.
Johnny DuBose frames Rusty for murder. Rusty goes on trial and unwisely enlists his brother Balthazaar as his attorney. Balt's legal education comes from watching movies. The genius back up plan is for Stack Johnson to intimidate the jury.
Fat Balthazaar Kleberkuh runs away to Mexico and gets involved with an evil Mexican wrestling cult where the losers hearts are eaten. Rusty has to wrestle a 600 pound midget in order to save him.
Stack Johnson is in debt to Johnny DuBose. He decides to open up his own Pro--Wrestling themed seafood restaurant to make money. Let's hope it isn't a diarrhea disaster.
Two crusty old disgusting wrestlers, Baron Kleberkuh and Johnny DuBose fight in the desert and are presumed dead. The Wrestling world flourishes without them. Until they return.
Rusty forgoes his training of his brother Balthazaar in order to have gymnastic sex with the Nekro Nurses. Balt turns to a nefarious German Doctor who has him sleep weight off by putting him in a coma. She then turns him into a hypno slave.
Rusty becomes obsessed with a ballerina after attending a performance of the "Swan Lake." Hillbilly monster Booter Lee Bogg becomes insanely aroused by the thought of a half-goose, half-woman while seeing the same production. Rusty joins the ballet to get next to Brianna. It probably won't end well.
Rusty becomes disgusted with the treacherous slimey world of professional Wrestling. He quits and moves in with his college girlfriend and becomes a health supplement salesman. He realizes that Pro Wrestling has damaged him to the point where he can't be a normal human.
The Kleberkuhs battle a blue skinned mutant carney Pro Wrestling cult in the swamps of Louisiana. One of them has a claw and a parasitic twin. Strange even by Pro Wrestling standards.
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