Peggy loses her job as a substitute teacher after she spanks an unruly student.
Hank's old tough-as-nails football coach takes command of Arlen high school's team, prompting Bobby and his classmates to sign up for soccer.
Hank inadvertently causes Kahn to lose his job.
Hank and Peggy convince Bobby that one of his pranks has gotten Luanne pregnant.
Peggy assists a magician with a trick, then infuriates Hank by refusing to divulge the secret behind the magic.
