Brian overhears a doctor telling Carter that Carter has only two weeks to live, but when Lois frantically checks on her father he's mysteriously healthy - and Brian wants to know why.
After Quagmire overcomes his rampant lust and saves a woman's life, Peter is suddenly struck with a burning desire to be remembered. How to do it? Eat the most nickels of anyone in the world--which has the unfortunate side effect of rendering him blind.
A mall makeover launches Meg into super-stardom, culminating in an appearance on Saturday Night Live.
The neighborhood is rocked with scandal when Loretta has an affair...with Quagmire!
Brian and Quagmire vie for the same woman's affections when they are cast on "The Bachelorette".
After feeling that her life has become routine, Lois becomes addicted to shop-lifting. It doesn't take Joe long to put two and two together, and Lois soon finds herself an inmate of Quahog State Penitentiary. Finding life without her unbearable, Peter breaks Lois out of prison and the Griffins become fugitives from the law.
Peter and the guys set out on a long fishing trip to catch a huge score, but get shipwrecked in the process and become stranded on a desert island. After a while, they're rescued and Peter returns home to find out Lois married someone else to make sure her family was taken care of: Brian.
Lately Peter hasn't been able to perform very well in the bedroom. So he asks Quagmire and Joe to step in and help him get his mojo back.
Stewie is having trouble falling asleep, so Peter decides to read him three fairytales from the Brothers Grimm. As he reads, familiar Quahogians become characters in the stories.
After Brian gets diagnosed with liver disease from his heavy drinking, Peter is stuck with the task of inserting Brian's suppository pills. When Brian bites Peter's arm in self-defense, Brian becomes the alpha dog.
Joe decides to become more spontaneous and independent, leaving Bonnie and quitting his job. This "New Joe" invites the guys on a road trip to Niagara Falls to celebrate.
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