The Millie-Churian Candidate
Tina and Louise volunteer to run Jimmy Junior's class president campaign in order to keep Millie from winning, and ruining the school. Meanwhile, Bob becomes obsessed with a knife after talking himself into buying it for $300.
The Gayle Tales
Linda's sister, Gayle, arrives at the restaurant in tears because her date cancelled on her and she had tickets to Yarnival. Desperate to get out of the house after being grounded, the kids compete to be Aunt Gayle's date via an essay contest.
Li'l Hard Dad
Bob's obsessed with his automatic helicopter. When it falls apart, he demands a refund and disputes with the manufacturer. Gene assists Bob but things end up in a helicopter battle. Louise and Linda help Tina prepare for her oral book report.
Adventures in Chinchilla-Sitting
Bob and Linda head out on the town for a date but to Linda's dismay, Bob's idea of romance proves trivial. Meanwhile, a wild chinchilla chase ensues after the school pet that Louis was charged with watching escapes out the front door.
The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee
Gene starts a band only to be kicked out and left on his own. After declaring that he will never play again, Tina and Louise join forces to help Gene rediscover his love of music. Linda deals with a armpit rash that has everyone disgusted!
Eat, Spray, Linda
It's Linda's birthday and Bob needs more time to plan her birthday surprise. But when he sends her out of the house as a distraction, she goes missing! Mayhem ensues as the Belchers must work together to find Linda.
In true Belcher fashion, the family gets stuck in a terrible storm while taking care of a beach house in Craggy Neck. The storm is the least of their worries, however, when they are forced to take shelter with the mysterious owner of the home.