[adult swim] @adultswim
You need to Check It Out at 12:30 for your health, ya dingus!
Theory: Hatred of Prometheus reduced by 15% if the opening scene with the dude from Frisky Dingo had seen the cutting room floor.
@colinbeckett42 @jgpeg YOU GUYS WHO THREW THIS AWAY AND HOW DO YOU PROPOSE TO REMAIN KINGS OF BROOKLYN WITHOUT IT hit me back
One of the King of the Nerds contestants is the bastard child of Tim and Eric. #dads
Dana Swanson @danaisagirl
Sometimes life is a bad mass text with strangers that you can't extricate yourself from.
Does a fever always accompany mono? My temp's fine. But all i wanna do is sleep. #zzzzzz
my friend @blackcattips being sad at williams street
Was there really a seminar at SXSW on hashtag design? #thatsstupid
Dr Brule interviews an umprire tonight at 12:30 #checkitout t.co/UHW810cdDe
#tbt that one time at #sxsw I hung out at the Stevie Ray Statue with an awesome dude i'd just met at a business meeting. 3 weeks later he moved to LA and we've been together ever since. Can't imagine without you @johnrwagner #2years