[adult swim] @adultswim

Dear Everyone On The Internet, stop with your True Detective Yellow King theories. Thank you #notevenkidding

Lizmack @THE_REAL_MACK

The dog gets a pig ear after a bath. But I get nothing for administering the bath. I feel this is un***ir.

Dana Swanson @danaisagirl

Photo: Freyja’s pretty much the smartest deity there is. #catlegends t.co/uauAzaIdwF

Lizmack @THE_REAL_MACK

Now taking suggestions for D&D character names for a tiefling sorceress. Go easy, it's my first campaign. Something funny, though.

Cam.Tang @killercam

i think it id hate it if my name were PeePee.