xoxoDumpTruckoxox @as_DumpTruck

I can tell Spring is coming cause my drink bottles sweat. #gottakeepacoozieinmycar

[adult swim] @adultswim

Stripper robots are in Germany. Still no flying cars or dinner in pill form t.co/pFE4zzRP4G

Lizmack @THE_REAL_MACK

Feeling like Colin ***rrell today.

Dana Swanson @danaisagirl

Good morning. Wolf news. t.co/t0xWBS7RTt

[adult swim] @adultswim

#ReasonsPeopleHateMe Because I'm not on 24 hours a day

David Willis @DaveWillis2

.@jimfortier & I guest-starred on @WalkingDead_AMC. My character's backstory: twice-divorced undead shoe salesman. t.co/sZlImkquAU