Treasures. Discovered in the crannies of my pocket doors by @trash_money
[adult swim] @adultswim
Yes Snoop Black Jesus loves you
When you win the Masters of Dad Halloween pranks, you don this godawful piece of cloth for a year. All the time.
Carl B. @therealcarl2
Congratulations @Royals & @GeorgeHBrett. I still remember you're finest moment as a Royal t.co/AcidAsZnHZ
Jeter coulda made that hit
Jeter woulda made that play
De-Rek! Je-Ter! De-Rek! Je-Ter! De-Rek! Je-Ter! De-Rek! Je-Ter! De-Rek! Je-Ter!
My iPhone don't work now cause I cried to many Derek Jeter tears on it
No one "jumps" in the shower because you'd break your ass