Semi-Amateur Competitive Eater Bear Silber takes on his grossest challenge yet: Eating a huge pile of Cronuts without throwing up. Or with throwing up.
Learn how to wrap a present, with Matt Beacon.
Learn how to build a birdhouse with our household crafts Xpert, John Banks.
In preparation for Halloween, Xpert Matt Beacon shows you the best way to carve a pumpkin.
Xpert Matt Beacon shows you how to get out of bed.
XHow Art Xpert Jill Hanley shows you how to draw a mountain landscape.
Art XPert Jill Hanley tries to teach you how to draw.
Once art Xpert Jill Hanley learns to embrace her duck-drawing ability, she is introduced to a special friend who will change her life forever.
Home repair Xpert Frank Diebel shows you the second easiest way to unclog your drain, just behind not having your insane sister-in-law living with you for God knows how long.
Frank Diebel gives us some quick fix-it tips for when your crazy goddamn sister-in-law tries to claw her way through your dog door.
Xpert Matt Beacon shows you how to iron a shirt and look like a functional human being before the delivery person arrives.
It's time for a fresh start! Let our spring cleaning Xpert give you some meaty tips for tidying up your home.
Xpert Ted Snyder explains how laying completely still for hours and licking condensation off water pipes are just two of the many skills you'll need if you want to live behind Gary Oldman's walls.
X-pert Matt Beacon shows you how to turn your broken life into cold, hard cash.
You should know how to throw a Frisbee before summer is over, don't you think? Let XHow Xpert Jason Roeder show you the proper grip!
Make sure your stupid origami dragon has proper jaw articulation so you don't spiral into utter hopelessness, you loser.
Jealously rears its ugly head as Jimmy The Pillow resents the popularity of Billy The Pillow and vows to get him out of the apartment -- no matter what the cost.
[When the humans leave, ordinary objects come to life as if by magic. They drink, swear, and have sex, also as if by magic.]
Spooktacular Halloween decorations bring terror to the living room once again, forcing everyone to take matters into their own hands with the help of an unlikely ally.
Chad, a wall-mounted antelope head, undergoes hypnotic therapy to discover he was once a living, breathing creature. But in the process, he learns something more.
A snooty foreign DVD is offended by the gang's love of Adam Sandler. But who is the REAL elitist? Probably that DVD.
Tracy tries to escape the fate that Sean the clock sees in the future after being set three minutes fast.
After an alcohol-filled evening, the living room residents are left with nothing but embarrassing, printed labels on their bodies and a whole lot of regret.
A sexually transmitted bedbug epidemic seems imminent in Magical Apartment Land and Tracy won't rest until she finds out who is patient zero.
A porn-loving laptop grosses out the living room with blatant displays of human sexuality, forcing Edwin to step in.
Giving Gary a surprise birthday party is not the best idea the living room has ever had.
The living room residents take pity on a miserable sex toy left behind after the human's romantic evening.
Part one of the definitive documentary on the adult film industry's preeminent Foley artist. Written and directed by Dyna Moe. Starring Mitch Magee, edited by Bill Buckendorf, and shot by Trent Ermes.
Foley artist Horst Pehl explores the rise of digital sound design and the role of union regulations. Written and directed by Dyna Moe. Starring Mitch Magee, edited by Bill Buckendorf, and shot by Trent Ermes.
The final installment of Porn Foley, the groundbreaking documentary on adult film Foley master Horst Pehl. Written and directed by Dyna Moe. Starring Mitch Magee, edited by Bill Buckendorf, and shot by Trent Ermes.
Thing X has the GRAMMY INFECTION! Check out which winners WEREN'T televised last night on Hot Trash!
Hot Trash host Kelly Hudson gives us some highlights from the 2013 Academy Awards.
March Madness romance is just inevitable and Hot Trash's Kelly Hudson is here to dig through the basketball court dirt for you in this year's HOOP SCOOP!
Celebs aren't the only ones soaking up the sun and viciously attacking the paparazzi. Get the skinny on beach happenings at Cannes!
Kelly Hudson is going behind the scenes of this summer's hottest blockbusters to reveal which A-lister has a vestigial tail and who is sporting the hot head muscle that will have your helmet bulging.
Kelly Hudson is having a look under Princess Kate's knickers to identify the real father of the new royal baby.
Kelly Hudson has all the dirt on the dozens of celebrity relationships that have ended recently.
Hot, filthy, and boring! Everything you love in a music experience!
A band full of fresh, nubile baby boys just begging to be exploited by old men and worshipped by tweenies? Can you think of a better subject for a movie? Kelly Hudson can't.
What do Quvenzhane Wallis and Lindsay Lohan have in common? We'll give you a hint, it's NOT that they're in jail or about to die.
The end of the summer signals a very special time of year. No, not Autumn you dumbbell! We're talking about the new sitcom lineup!
Boinking means sex, right? That's what 'boinking' means?
What do the universe and C. Thomas Howell have in common? They both failed miserably at their very first Twitter Feud!
Winter is coming on fast, and you know what that means--the world is covered in hot, horny leaves. Kelly gives you the latest on all of fall's most f**kable foliage.
It's every American's right to see these dumpy bodies that just crapped out a baby!
Forget about your stupid sh**ty Thanksgiving, you loser! What are the celebs doing!?!?
Kelly has all the gossip leading up to the Grammys, like which hot recording superstar just had his head blown off by a high-powered rifle.
When you've got two people in a bed, you're going to have drama.
The perfect oceanside hug is worth all the takes in the world.
Confusion this real takes a lot of storyboarding.
A careless gaffer pushes an entire stock footage film crew to the brink of murder, nihilism, and insanity.
Cake Time! Cake Time! Cake Time!
Why did we pay Paul F. Tompkins tankards of ale and roasted pigs to play a little girl office manager? Watch and find out.
Four would-be street artists get together to start a crew that will dominate the five boroughs! Or not. Paynt Boyz. Represent.
A rival tagging crew disses the Paynt Boyz online, leaving Blayde, Ponk, Blaid, and Ivan no choice but to fight the mysterious PMS to get their cred back.
The boyz are strapped for dough so they start selling the one thing they've got plenty of: street cred. Also, hats.
An older fan goes bombing with the Paynt Boyz, but he seems more interested in a different paint crew.
The Paynt Boyz search New York City for someone with the skills to join their crew who also doesn't scare them.
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Interview? I hardly know view!
Work experience means nothing if you're not dressed up in a costume.
Being prepared means knowing where your interviewer's family lives.
Never miss an opportunity to show off your hammerlock suplex skills.
Sassy Girl Mining Company employee James Bagley sends a heartfelt message to his son and tells his wife to shove it on the same video transmission.
Happy Birthday/so horny 4 u/It's over/Ichiro o korosu/We don't have much time
A care package from the wife contains love, and horribly spoiled foodstuffs threatening to contaminate the entire Sassy Girl Glitter Mine. Can the danger be ingested in time?
It's easy to get mad on an asteroid glitter mine, especially when your best friend is a racist coffee machine.
On the Sassy Girl glitter mine on asteroid dh-17, the generation gap is increased four years due to deep space communication lag. Is that too long for a father to bond with his Earth-dwelling son with a few fun board games?
The Sassy Girl glitter miners want to play knockerball against someone. Anyone.
Life on the Sassy Girl glitter mines is short, hard and surprisingly erotic.
You just found out your girlfriend's been schtupping 65 strapping glitter miners a day, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
Kids may be surprised to know that being crammed deep up the galaxy's butthole isn't as glamorous as it sounds.
Self-gratification lubricant AND rich in amino acids? Wow!
Preparations are underway for every possible malady that may befall a glitter miner on the Sassy Girl Mining outpost. But mostly space bees.
Compulsory pro wrestling? Sexually-forward motorboats? Porn camp? Why, it sounds like the future of recreation has a lot to offer!
Better brush up on your shredding skills - host James Urbaniak discovers that the future of communication is not words, but blazing guitar solos.
All aboard the knowledge train headed for "What's The Future Of Transportation"-ville. Your conductor? Host James Urbaniak of course!
Join host James Urbaniak as he traverses the globe and the fabric of time, seeking to uncover what religion will look like in the distant future.
James Urbaniak visits an an ancient anonymous sex cave to answer the question the world cannot stop asking: what is the future of glory holes?
Get a tantalizing taste of tonight's steamy feature presentation.
Schauen sie sich dieses kleinen jungen fliegen! Fur immer und dann stirbt er!
Essas cobras so conheco uma velocidade: psicotico.
Celebrate Saint Patrick's Day with the most powerful film to come out of Ireland in the past 30 years.
Members of the Fremont community gather to discuss important local issues: rock perfume and liquid bones. Voices improvised by Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, and Rob Delaney. Animation by Dan Hartshorn.
Lindsay Lohan, Chris Brown, Rihanna! OH MY! The Tender Loving Zone crew cuddles up to Hollywood and lends support and a sympathetic ear to some troubled celebs!
Rodney Morelli of the International Cloud Registry has some good deals on cloud opportunities to help cool you off during the dog days of summer - but don't take his word for it! Take the word of his client testimonials. Created by Superego. Voices: Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Jeremy Carter, and Julie Klausner. Animation: Andrew Moroney
Yelling like goats is sweeping the nation and if you think Guns N' Roses is going to sit this one out, you are SO DUMB WE CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT GET A BRAIN!
What's inside a basketball? Thing X's Tom Witte gets to the beating, bleeding heart of the matter, and of the basketball itself.
It's the hottest thing to hit the Internet since the last hottest cat video.
By eating cupcakes, pizza, candy, and other things the cavemen commonly consumed, you can be as strong and healthy as primitive man was.
What, you think the Gay Pride Parade just magically comes together by itself? Put. That. Coffee. Down. Coffee is for people who can bring in enough lesbians on motorcycles.
Superego presents a scenario that is too harrowing for even the world's most celebrated secret agent. Created by Superego. Animation: Andrew Moroney. Voices: Jeremy Carter and Matt Gourley. Editing: Matt Gourley
Genuine Frenchman Maxime Simonet takes you on a guided tour of the City of Light.
For the first time ever, all the best phone calls and emails the NSA has illegally recorded from American citizens can be yours on compact disc! Order now!
Mark Twain searches for adventure on his garbage raft.
Restaurant reviews from Adult Swim food critic John Harris that are definitely lucid!
Always, ALWAYS memorize your coat of arms before going to see your dentist. Cast: Dr. Orenthal Simpson, DDS: Matt Gourley; Dental Assistant Laura: Mark McConville; Lars, The Night Dentist: Jeff Crocker. Sound design/editing by Matt Gourley. Directed and edited by Jeff Crocker.
Mark Twain remembers the poet Richard "Dickie" Withers, who really could have helped out around the house more.
Poisoning is a form of murder! And other anti-murder tips from Mark Twain's crime-fighting cartoon dog friend.
What REALLY happened to Walter White? A cut scene from Breaking Bad that Vince Gilligan tried to make sure was never released may be the answer.
How do you hit a ball? What's the best running technique? How fast can a house go? All these questions and more are answered in this episode of 60-Second Knowledge
The dead have risen. Well, a dead has risen.
Actor Mike Bocchetti offers his moving interpretation of George Bailey in "It's A Wonderful Life"
We say goodbye to some of our favorite celebs who passed away this year.
If you have one minute, you can have a perfectly toned anus!
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Leaked footage from this summer's hottest blockbuster.
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