And So It Begends
When Boss Hoss Heartshe dies, who will inherit the town? The answer is a secret you can never know! (Answer: his secret son.)
No Jojo No!
Hambrosia and Hurshe use the greatest weapons of all time to get control of the holler: hand chops, doll-napping and murder.
Fear is Dog Spelled Bassackwards
Sometimes low-class people require high-tech solutions. And the bible.
Death Begins at Conception
When Hurlan discovers that his calling is to be a doctor, his sister, Hurshe, takes advantage of his crotch generosity.
Begend The Endginning
Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!
Proper Dental Care is MURDER
Hambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexities of the abortion debate.
The Blue Lonegoon
Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.
When a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man - all over his gun.
The DeArranged Marriage
Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.
The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.
A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.
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One billion gods working inside three trillion universes couldn't possibly create a reality this stupid.
Children are born corrupt, but gradually over time they begin to pass away and then rot.
For once, the tail manages to catch its snake and gobbles it down with a side of bibleberries.
Slaughter Me To Heaven
The only true fact left in the whole world turns out to be a police sting to catch sexual predators and lock them up behind pearly gates.