One billion gods working inside three trillion universes couldn't possibly create a reality this stupid.
Children are born corrupt, but gradually over time they begin to pass away and then rot.
For once, the tail manages to catch its snake and gobbles it down with a side of bibleberries.
And So It Begends
When Boss Hoss Heartshe dies, who will inherit the town? The answer is a secret you can never know! (Answer: his secret son.)