And So It Begends
When Boss Hoss Heartshe dies, who will inherit the town? The answer is a secret you can never know! (Answer: his secret son.)
Children are born corrupt, but gradually over time they begin to pass away and then rot.
When little ol' love finally learns to talk, it chooses instead to yowl until its throat fills with brown.
Slaughter Me To Heaven
The only true fact left in the whole world turns out to be a police sting to catch sexual predators and lock them up behind pearly gates.