An Emotional Can of Mommyworms
After many lonely years, Hurlan finally gets to feel the cold touch of a mommy.
The DeArranged Marriage
Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.
The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.
yrotanalpxe-fles (Hold mirror up to this text, then to your own face. You have just confronted collective despair.)