The Call of Warr
Ghost Lady explains the exposition of the show. A company of lost soldiers shows up and brings in their weird prisoner. The prisoner lights up and starts talking and everyone freaks out. Then Ghost Lady introduces us to three new people in a different room. Two women turn out to have some sort of a secret together but we don't know what yet. There's some sort of conciliator who talks too much. Back with the soldiers, they discover a weird priest watching them. They try to figure out why the town is empty. The soldiers get a mail tube working and try to send a message to Battle Headquarters to rescue them. They interrogate the prisoner further. Then two of the soldiers go talk to the other three people. One of the soldiers is in love with one of the women. Uh oh, she's in love with a different soldier. They find cans of B.E.A.N.S. which is good news for them. The priest goes back to his weird church and talks to some mysterious voices.
Ghost Lady welcomes us back, and chats with Killsin, who did way too much drugs. Mabel and Ashes discover him and bring him back using some sort of chant. He wakes up and is kind of a jerk about it. That weird priest is hiding again and Mabel and Ashes scream when they see him. The soldiers hang out and some of the tension from spending too much time together seeps through. Glintz-Terry discovers some booze and they and Durken get upset when the Prince and the Captain yell too much. Uh oh the priest seems like he's up to no good. It seems like the Prince has a dark and bloody past. Soldier Durken has a meaningful chat with the women and Prince and Glintz-Terry get VERY drunk and then they come in and upset everyone a lot. The priest conks Durken over the head and he wakes up in the evil church and something very bad is happening to Soldier Durken. Where's Captain Gravesite in all this? Getting really obsessed with Prisoner Sarah.
Killsin has locked himself in the utility room to plan his new town. He is rude to Ghost Lady. Soldier Durken is in the church and he does NOT look good. Is he sick? Glintz-Terry and The Prince wake up hung over and are very upset to realize Soldier Durken is missing. Captain Gravesite is really obsessed with the prisoner but he snaps out of it to organize a hunt for Soldier Durken. Everyone goes into the trees, which is a scary place. Glintz-Terry apologizes to Ashes, but Mabel catches them together and she uses magic, which is not allowed in this are, to push Glintz-Terry. Glintz-Terry tells The Prince about it and he gets really mad. They go back to the station where The Prince removes the mantle of command from Captain Gravesite because he's so obsessed with the prisoner. The Prince and Glintz-Terry rush to confront the magic users when Soldier Durken who's all messed up from the bad priest enters and to everyone's surprise announces that the witches tried to kill him! Killsin comes back and talks more.
Mr. Gravesite is hard at work typing his script for Undercover Soldier. Ghost Lady appears in the window and tells everyone what's what. She's pretty upset about how things are going. Captain Prince comes in and as a courtesy to Mr. Gravesite tells him all about his plans to kill him for dereliction of duty. He's also going to kill the prisoner. Then Mr. Gravesite and Sarah really get to work writing Undercover Soldier. Collaboration is a mysterious process with great challenges and great rewards. Meanwhile in the luggage room the women are tied up, Soldier Durken is acting extremely weird, and Glintz-Terry is being a real idiot about everything. Captain Prince comes in and begins a trial where everyone yells to try to get what they want. The women tell us their tragic backstory of being run out of town for being witches. Soldier Durken is still acting weird and Glintz-Terry still hasn't decided to do anything about it. Vid the Priest is in the church talking to a caller who very, very sweetly tries to tell him not to do bad things. Ghost Lady is upset about the trial and then to make things worse Soldier Durken mugs her and takes her phone. Captain Prince pronounces a verdict of death when Killsin bursts in and tries to give his presentation, but he gets arrested and also charged with death when they find his weird pills. OH my god Ashes is pregnant. Glintz-Terry finally decides to help the prisoners. Mr. Gravesite finally decides to try to help but oh no he's locked in.
Mr. Gravesite has been up all night writing his script for Undercover Soldier, the action movie he and Sarah are working on. Ghost Lady comes in when he's asleep and expresses how displeased she is with the situation. Then Killsin comes in - he's dead too! Ghost Lady shows him the ropes of what to do and he talks to Sarah. Back in the luggage room, Mabel and Ashes are still tied up and Captain Prince is still hopping mad. Durken is weirder than ever. It seems like maybe something is going on with him. Glintz-Terry finally busts down the door to Gravesite's room but doesn't recognize him because he's undercover. They clear up that misunderstanding and go to rescue Mabel and Ashes. They burst in and a scuffle ensues. Uh oh. They left Sarah alone and Vid the Priest sneaks in. It seems like he has some evil intentions. Now we're back in the luggage room again and as part of the scuffle Mabel exorcises a demon from Durken but that means that both of them are dying and also Captain Prince fell on his knife and he's dying too. Now we're looking at the Station Office again where Vid is really getting into whatever evil spell he's casting. Very quickly we find ourselves back in the luggage room, where Captain Prince dies in Mr. Gravesite's arms, Durken dies in Ashes' arms, and Mabel dies in Glintz-Terry's arms. It's a lot to take in. Very quickly after the deaths of their close friends Captain Gravesite, Glintz-Terry, and Ashes spring into action. Ashes is deputized as a soldier and they run to the station office to try to stop Vid. When they get there his magic is too strong, but then a Mann Corp Battle Machine comes in and kills him. But it can't close the portal so Ashes has to try but she's not strong enough but then the ghosts of everyone who died (there's a lot now) come in to save them. Then the ghosts talk to people for a while and the soldiers recover from their long hard couple of days.