Granddad's bad luck with the ladies is about to change when he meets a very beautiful young woman. The boys disapprove when they discover that something is just "different" about her. Like the fact that she's a prostitute.

Granddad and Colonel Stinkmeaner have a beef. One man's blind. One man's feeble. Both are really, really old. Let "The Slugfest in Woodcrest" commence!

District Attorney and law abiding citizen Tom Dubois fits the description of the elusive "X-Box Killer" and is arrested. Huey has to find the real killer, before Tom is shipped off to "real" prison where he will most assuredly be made very, very uncomfortable.

While Riley's convincing two reality shows that Granddad's blind and running a homeless shelter, Huey is being shadowed by a secret government agent. But is he real?

Riley's favorite rapper Gangstalicious is shot and hospitalized in Woodcrest. When he goes to visit the rapper he finds more than he anticipated... like maybe rappers that make songs like "Thugin' Luv" aren't necessarily as tough as they seem. Go figure.